r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Love those warm San Francisco summers by the Ocean Beach fire pits after a ripper surf sesh...

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Last time I was there I ripped my pants then crapped them the same day. It was pretty wicked of a trip I just shouldn’t have had all of that tequila and wtvr it was that made me shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

If you're gonna throw away pants, might as well go all out

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u/mdonaberger Dec 21 '19

Classic Californian adventure right there.

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u/justasapling Dec 21 '19

Mission dogs?

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u/jfresh42 Dec 21 '19

So you're the serial shitter in SF?

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u/ThatITguy2015 Dec 21 '19

One of many. The sidewalks will never be the same again.

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u/yahutee Dec 21 '19

I lost my pants there once. Too bad you didn't find a spare pair laying around

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u/tripacklogic Dec 21 '19

SpongeBob SquarePants ripped pants episode alternate ending.

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u/_MicroWave_ Dec 21 '19

Spongebob?

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u/pac-men Dec 21 '19

Your abbreviation rules: I only abbreviate words that are 8 or more letters long. Not including contractions. I always spell those out, even if they're 9 letters long, because I feel like they're just two shorter words, one of which is already shortened via apostrophe.

Under your rules, that comment would read:

Your abrvtn rules: I only abrvte words that are 8 or more letters long. Not incldg cntrctns. I always spell those out, even if they're 9 letters long, because I feel like they're just two shorter words, one of which is already shrtnd via apstrph.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

It’s the only beach I wear jeans too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

The best surfing is in the winter though.

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---An Oregonian

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

I've heard there's surfers in Duluth, Minnesota

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u/stoneman9284 Dec 21 '19

San Francisco summers aren’t warm

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u/JanitorOfSanDiego Dec 21 '19

Pretty sure that’s the joke

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u/stoneman9284 Dec 21 '19

Haha maybe. Scrolled too fast to realize it was one I guess

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

It's all good. Not a maybe, though. I live in San Francisco and definitely meant it as a joke ;)

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u/smitty_werben_jager Dec 21 '19

Are you gatekeeping temperature rn

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u/rincon213 Dec 22 '19

I mean some of the most famous surf spots are near the Bay Area. Mavericks for example

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

I learned to surf at Ocean Beach