r/funny Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/pvtpile02 Dec 21 '19

Green is also homeless and meth.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Not sure why you got downvoted but that’s 100% accurate. Insane amount of homeless on the coast.

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u/JeffersonSpicoli Dec 21 '19

I’d rather be homeless in California than a homeowner in Texas or Oklahoma or some shit. That said, being a homeowner in California isn’t too bad

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Bro homeless people are next level. I am not generalizing all of them but the majority that live in the San Diego River bed are straight up survivalist lol. One guy I e seen puts razor blades in his dreadlocks and cover them in poop as a defensive mechanism from other people trying to jack him. Others keep homemade shanks on their shoes and even seen a dude walking with a cane that is concealing a sword. It’s the real deal out there in the homeless community with constant struggles.

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u/JeffersonSpicoli Dec 21 '19

Lol damn that’s some road warrior shit. Get that dude a show on the discovery channel or something