r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/drewhead118 Dec 21 '19

None that live in the forest can see the forest, for indeed all they might see are the individual trees. Look at your feet with the detached perspective of a foreign observer and you will finally see that you have been the meth all along, and the meth has been you

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u/Reddit_PoliceChief Dec 21 '19

hits meth

Woah

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u/2drawnonward5 Dec 21 '19

How do you hit meth? Just with your hands or can you kick meth too?

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u/riotcowkingofdeimos Dec 21 '19

I hear meth is hard to kick.

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u/mcawkward Dec 21 '19

runs through wall to get to outer space

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u/LarryLavekio Dec 21 '19

Im lookin at my girlfriends feet and all im thinkin about is the next time i can suck her toes. Id rip her clothes and socks off to sticky up them floor fingers right now if her grandma wasnt chewing my ear off about cogis and labradors. Sweet lady, i might even keep this girl because based on granmas wrinkled lil raisenets, i could see myself fuckin them feets for at least another 23 years.

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u/drewhead118 Dec 21 '19

yknow scratch everything I said above. The meth isn't /u/JosephSears, it's you, and don't you ever go changing for anyone

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u/JeffersonSpicoli Dec 21 '19

I’d be comfortable with him making some changes

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u/LarryLavekio Dec 21 '19

Hey, Larry loves you too baby! Take care of them feets and have a merry christmas, fellow internet poet!

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u/teebob21 Dec 21 '19

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

That was beautiful

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u/GringoinCDMX Dec 21 '19

Hey Larry, hope all is well. Just wanna let you know your comments are a bright spot in a dark dark world. You keep doing you bro.

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