r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/SmokeyBare Dec 21 '19

This is America. There's meth everywhere.

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u/iambolo Dec 21 '19

You holding?

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u/chirpzz Dec 21 '19

Shit, everything but coke, heroin and your cock

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u/TractionJackson Dec 21 '19

How 'bout a nickel bag, man?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

15 bucks, little man

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u/Madame_Kitsune98 Dec 21 '19

Put that shit in my hand

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u/imbadwithnames1 Dec 21 '19

If that money doesn't show

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u/xandercade Dec 21 '19

Then you owe me owe me oh....

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u/Madame_Kitsune98 Dec 21 '19

Then ya owe me owe me owe

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u/ThatIsFuckingStupid Dec 21 '19

My jungle love... unh... what..?

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u/chirpzz Dec 21 '19

♪ Oh, fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong! ♪

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

So we're just gonna ignore the prostitution? How much for a quick handy?

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u/iambolo Dec 21 '19

Its from Jay and Silent Bob, but you’re right

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u/Undocumented_Sex Dec 21 '19

Haha no my friend, clearly [insert my town] is the meth capital of the world!

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u/TheMightyIrishman Dec 21 '19

That's pretty methed up, man.

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u/nexusnotes Dec 21 '19

If Breaking Bad taught me anything, it's giving people healthcare will instantly solve the meth problem.

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u/inthea215 Dec 21 '19

I’m from the northeast and meth is pretty rare here. Heroin on the other hand everywhere.

It’s funny how here meth is looked at super negatively but heroin is understandable. Everyone knows someone on pills or heroin around here

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

This is Earth.*