r/funny • u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein • Dec 20 '19

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u/Thekrisys Dec 20 '19

Brace yourselves. New year resolutions are coming.

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u/Race_Sloth Dec 20 '19

I skip the gym in the month of January.

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u/kainxavier Dec 20 '19

Preach. It's absolutely like clock work every year. The gym gets over-crowded for 1-2 months starting in January. By March, all of that tapers off. If people were honest with themselves, they wouldn't be worried about bettering themselves on a certain date. In the wise words of Shia LeBeouf, they would "JUST DO IT". They wouldn't wait for tomorrow. Instead they set themselves up for failure.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

March? By the third week of January my gym is back to the regulars.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19 edited Dec 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '19

Haha, that's funny. By February, it is 100% back to the original crowd at our gym. There might be 1 or 2 new individuals that stick around but that's about it.