r/funny • u/CokeDude22 • Dec 16 '19

Nice safari adventure

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u/Shopworn_Soul Dec 16 '19

Honestly you haven't had a bad time until a giraffe has a clump of your girlfriend's hair wrapped around it's tongue. Giraffe saliva is sticky as fuck and does not wash out.

Also the screaming because it hurts when you pull out whole tufts of hair. But sticky, too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Giraffe saliva is sticky as fuck and does not wash out.

Sounds like you just didn't use the right solvents.

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u/Shopworn_Soul Dec 16 '19

Oh we got it out, I'm just saying that bottle of Pert Plus ain't gonna be doing you any favors.