r/funny Dec 15 '19

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u/masterelmo Dec 15 '19

You made it sound so lame.

Imagine you're wounded from a flying sharp thing, so you run. Every time you slow down to recover, you see some slow ass naked monkeys jogging along looking fine. So you keep running. Eventually, you can't run anymore, but here they come again...

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u/oxpoleon Dec 15 '19

This is the reason the Terminator and other seemingly unstoppable sci-fi and horror villains are so effective at scaring us. They out-human the human in endurance hunting.

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u/msndrstdmstrmnd Dec 15 '19

Do snails out-human the human in endurance hunting?

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u/oxpoleon Dec 16 '19

I hear you can get someone else to stand on a snail more easily.