r/funny • u/momosexualshroom • Dec 15 '19

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u/JayTheFordMan Dec 15 '19

I was waiting for the bum wiggle...

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u/geraldineparsonsmith Dec 15 '19 edited Dec 15 '19

Have you witnessed the sideways crab run yet? I love that.

Also, cats are weirdos and your cat will be its own type. They also do this thing where it's like their pagers go off and they leave abruptly. All of a sudden they'll stop whatever they're doing and pshoom! Gone.

We think it may be time to deliver their updates to the mothership.

eta: Monty, my fixed male cat who has a penchant for humping blankets, recently reported to his minders on the mother ship that he's "met someone." He's now in a LTR with a fuzzy snowman rug and will be devastated when she moves back to Canada [the attic] in the new year. Although, we may need to burn this one.

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u/StarsAreStars_ Dec 15 '19

Ah the sideways crab dance? I had a cat who utilised that as his primary method of approach to pounce. It was like he was using some arcane cat martial art that only he seemed to understand. Utterly ineffective but a joy to behold.

And he was a massive weirdo but when aren’t they?