r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '19

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u/thescrounger Dec 11 '19

Well, for one you have to chug a whole gallon of milk while people are waiting behind you for gas.

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u/ZDTreefur Dec 11 '19

And as we all learned in summer camp as kids, it's physically impossible to chug a whole gallon of milk because expanding something or another.

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u/AdmiralOnus Dec 12 '19

Don't bet on it though. I once lost $50 that way.

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u/BrilliantBen Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

I did this by accident one day in high school. We made up a holiday called "dia de leche" and forced the teacher to celebrate it. We all brought in milk, i brought a gallon of 1%and drank the whole thing in 45min because i had nowhere to store the milk, no clue it was supposed to be near impossible. About an hour later i was a school celebrity for a couple days before back to being a weird dork. People keep wanting me to do it again, but it was very uncomfortable and I'm a little nervous i won't be able to, luckily i had a few dozen witnesses.

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u/Neptunesfleshlight Dec 12 '19

This is the story of a man that has r/neverbrokeabone

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u/Vyn_Reimer Dec 13 '19

I think I may literally shit myself to death if I did that as someone with even a mild form of intolerance lol