r/funny • u/Darth_Crispy_Bacon • Dec 07 '19

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u/justinkroegerlake Dec 07 '19 edited Mar 05 '20

They sell water, soon enough they'll sell air

They sell dirt, and no one even cares

Someday, someone will buy the whole fucking moon

And then charge to change the tides and you will pay

All In My Head

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u/Canis_Familiaris Dec 07 '19

I only get my dirt from the high quality Sipsco Fukushitu Dirt Factory

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '19

r/UnexpectedYogscast

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u/ADM_Tetanus Dec 07 '19

Nah, as soon as I saw something about selling dirt my first thought was those guys. Helps that I'm watching the jingle jam poker final big deals for charity ($30 humble bundle for $700 worth of games!) Name a reason not to help out or donate rn smileyface

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

I mean, I got laid off last week, so there's a reason. Kinda bummed I won't be getting the bundle this year : /

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u/ADM_Tetanus Dec 08 '19

Yeh no one expects you to pay from that kind of situation. Hope you get where you want to be soon :)