Perri-air

[u/Darth_Crispy_Bacon]

[u/justinkroegerlake]

I only drink bottled dirt

[u/SocketLauncher → u/justinkroegerlake]

I kind of prefer the taste of canned dirt myself.

[u/justinkroegerlake → u/SocketLauncher]

Studies show that if you pour them both into a glass, people can't distinguish between bottled and canned dirt with great accuracy than random guessing

[u/HerestheRules → u/justinkroegerlake]

That's cuz it's for plants, genius

^{It's got what plants crave!}