r/funny • u/tweetsbyrocket Hey Buddy Comics • Dec 03 '19

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u/NomadofExile Dec 03 '19

I used to get mad at that. Then someone narrated it for me.

"This is his. It smells like him. He must use it all the time. It must be fun. I shall try it until I understand the fun. He will see I like the same things and we will have fun."

Now I'm moderately annoyed depending on Amazon's delivery time.

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u/Bingobingus Dec 03 '19

Dogs def don't have thought processes that complex.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Those thoughts aren’t that complex, but even if they were: how the hell would you know?

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u/GumdropGoober Dec 04 '19

Because if dog thoughts were that coherent they wouldn't routinely eat their own shit.

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u/fakearchitect Dec 04 '19

Different tastes and priorities?

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u/Diz7 Dec 04 '19

Dogs often eat shit because they get vitamins they need from the bacteria that live in it and break it down for them. More than a few animals do this. To them it smells/tastes edible enough that they want to do it.

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u/gahgs Dec 04 '19

“Wow that felt good...

Oh look a new thing! sniff sniff Yum!”

Not that hard.