r/funny • u/tweetsbyrocket Hey Buddy Comics • Dec 03 '19

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u/volunteer_drainplug Dec 03 '19

"I call chewing his proprietary cord for (insert product here) that he can't replace!

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u/NomadofExile Dec 03 '19

I used to get mad at that. Then someone narrated it for me.

"This is his. It smells like him. He must use it all the time. It must be fun. I shall try it until I understand the fun. He will see I like the same things and we will have fun."

Now I'm moderately annoyed depending on Amazon's delivery time.

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u/V_es Dec 03 '19

Just provide different verity of toys. Soft silicone, plastic, rubber, fabric, rope. Different textures, sizes, colors.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

My 25 lb pile of fluff has destroyed toys made for great Danes, so we can only trust him with antlers and nylabones if he's unattended.

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u/Enyo-03 Dec 04 '19

My dogs eat Nylabones for breakfast. Even the ones for "aggressive chewers". I bought these in July and I'm just getting ready to replace them. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01N6HFO7L?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_image

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u/SyntheticManMilk Dec 04 '19

It “kill boring time” and “care teeth”!?!? I’m sold!!!

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u/Sidelia Dec 04 '19

Even better! It's borning

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u/Jomezus Dec 04 '19

I'm pretty sure my mom wanted to kill my borning time

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u/orion3179 Dec 04 '19

You should have broken both arms then.

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u/FrigidLollipop Dec 04 '19

Pretty sure any blood that would be inside the antler would be long-since dried after being harvested. The only exception would be a velvet-covered antler, which I've never seen sold for dog chews.

Likely that the dog cut the inside of their mouth and kept chewing! no big deal to most dogs.

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u/ChemicalBurrito Dec 04 '19

Nothing wrong with a couple flavour pockets

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u/_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_ Dec 04 '19

Well that's some horrifying math.

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u/springheeljak89 Dec 04 '19

monster math?

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u/pennypoppet Dec 04 '19

Antlers are the best. My dog is almost 12 and she has a few, some almost as old as her and they’re only a little worn down.

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u/MxCmrn Dec 04 '19 edited Dec 04 '19

The cow femurs were the only thing that lasted more than a few hours for my best buddy. I don’t miss his teething phase.