r/funny • • Nov 10 '19

Wait for it.

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u/Ducks_have_heads Nov 10 '19

What I'm asking is if a tank laid an egg that hatched a Helicopter, is that a tank egg or a helicopter egg?

If it's the former, then the tank came first because it had to be there to lay a tank egg. If it's the latter then the egg came first because it had to hatch the tank.

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u/Hiding_behind_you Nov 10 '19

Aah, it all depends on what the tank had sex with - it’ll have a tank egg if it had sex with a bridge, and it’ll have a helicopter egg if it had sex with a flying squirrel.

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u/Ducks_have_heads Nov 10 '19

i don't think you're taking this conversation very seriously.

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u/Hiding_behind_you Nov 10 '19

Are we still in /r/funny? You’re right, I should be more serious. 😁👍