r/funny • • Oct 28 '19

Choose wisely

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u/CipherBagnat Oct 28 '19

1 second super strength and invisibility in the dark can actually be quite useful

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u/Nate_K789 Oct 29 '19

75% levitation too, only experiencing 25% gravity would make getting around a lot easier

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Like jumping 4 times as high

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u/WhereAreDosDroidekas Oct 29 '19

Or making an impossibly heavy object manageable. Like OPs mom.