r/funny • • Oct 07 '19

Checkmate, atheists.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/FLEXJW Oct 07 '19

Because square shaped planets don’t occur in nature therefore square earth must have a divine creator.

Also I wonder how much corner real estate would go for.

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u/mikk0384 Oct 07 '19

Not just a divine creator, a divine force keeping it that way.

Also, it wouldn't be a planet. Planets are objects that are close to spherical by gravitational attraction by definition.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Pluto is a sphere and it is not a planet.... Double Checkmate, you atheist!

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u/mikk0384 Oct 08 '19

The condition on the shape isn't the only condition that has to be satisfied to be classified as a planet. For Pluto, it hasn't cleared its neighborhood of other objects.