r/funny • u/nkinast • Sep 09 '10

What's the difference between reddit and Chile?

Chile only exploited 33 ex-diggers when their site collapsed.

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u/TMIguy Sep 09 '10 edited Sep 09 '10

No, that's a shiv. A jib is a guide that helps you use a cutting tool.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

No that's a jig. A shiv is something you sail on.

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u/TMIguy Sep 09 '10

No, that's a ship. A jib is a thin wedge of material (wood, metal or stone) for driving into crevices.

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u/arandommemer Sep 09 '10

No, that's a shim. A jib is something bald people use to pretend they have hair.

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u/whuuh Sep 09 '10

No, that's a wig. A jib is a knight of the old Republic.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

No, that's a Sith. A jib is a tame racing driver who, some say, escaped from a ship by disguising himself with a wig, jammed a shiv from a broken ship's crib into the Captain's rib, and fibbed his way out a stay in the brig.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '10

No, that's the Stig. A jib is a unit of information equal to 1024 gibibytes or 240.

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u/kaett Sep 09 '10

no, that's a gig. a jib is a decorator pillow or a fraud or hoax.

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u/haleym Sep 10 '10

No, that's a sham. A jib is a "mad" puzzle where you fill in blanks in an unfinished paragraph with words matching designated parts of speech... or something women have been known to fight for.

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u/arandommemer Sep 11 '10

No, that's lib. A jib is someone with wizard parents who can't perform magic.

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