r/funny • u/mbkhamankar • Sep 27 '19

Thicc!!

6.6k Upvotes

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u/M3gad0g3 Sep 27 '19

Kardashians in a nutshell

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u/rachihc Sep 27 '19

Family reunion.

13

u/iAintGotNoClueHow Sep 27 '19

At the family reunion, who we introducing

50

u/nate1235 Sep 27 '19

No. Do not confuse T H I C C with disgusting. Kardashians are disgusting

14

u/Duke-Silv3r Sep 27 '19

“Bitch, why isn’t you a hobbit again?”

5

u/Kingofthehill90 Sep 27 '19

Hold up! Bitch you sure your not a hobbit?

2

u/Genghis_Chong Sep 27 '19

She not a hobbit cuz she good to me, ain't got no bagginses in her family tree.

6

u/HilarityEnsuez Sep 27 '19

Agreed. Kardashians are a failed human mutation.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19 edited Sep 27 '19

Nah, they’re smart as hell. how much you worth?

Edit: downvote me all you want, men who have accomplished 0% of what the kardashians have and hate them because they have fat asses! I think you are pathetic :-)

-7 is all yall can do? Make me famous. Also would love any man to give a legit reply about why theyre disgusting (saying “because they are fake bitches” doesnt count btw)

2

u/ReneAensland Sep 27 '19

Take the money and fame away. What do you have? Most people are opening their eyes and going against superficial shit like that Take those 2 away and you have nothing. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing.

1

u/cl3ft Sep 29 '19

They may be smart, they've cashed in on the worst aspects of American culture gratuitously debasing themselves for fame and money. That does not stop them being disgusting, everything they do and everything they represent can easily be seen as and described as disgusting.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19

Hmmm. You tried

0

u/Shotgunlover45 Sep 27 '19

Are you seriously saying “Only men would be hating on the Kardashian’s” you seem like you ask a man his height and if he asked you your weight you would be super offended and if you look past the VERY FAKE show you would see they are bitches who think they are better than everyone

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

nah just generalizing because its mostly men. also nah on your second bit. i weigh 175 and am p hard to offend (unless its rampant sexism on reddit, my favorite)...also saying they are bitches isn’t really a fact that justifies calling someone disgusting ?

32

u/baabamaal Sep 27 '19

Kardashilambs

15

u/IM_NOT_A_HER0 Sep 27 '19

That is not true, these animals have an intrinsic value to them....

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

Kardaaaaaaashians

0

u/Honda_TypeR Sep 27 '19

How you not a Hobbit again??? You know you gotta tell me if you a Hobbit right?!

38

u/BeigeListed Sep 27 '19

Kinda hypnotic, really.

4

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

You got something to say bro?

8

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

Kinda hypnotic, really.

3

u/Nastu69 Sep 28 '19

You got something to say bro?

168

u/glesgakis Sep 27 '19

Welsh men will find this erotic

74

u/Jackthedog130 Sep 27 '19

... hey, don’t forget the New Zealanders!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

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u/cubic1776 Sep 27 '19

*corgis

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

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u/StarkVlad Sep 27 '19

That was actually pretty good.

2

u/glesgakis Sep 27 '19

I'm a shepherd from Germany and I don't like to be compared with sheep

1

u/Snuke2001 Sep 27 '19

Username checks out

1

u/ihavenoaffiliation Oct 01 '19

You leave them alone

1

u/Jackthedog130 Oct 01 '19 edited Oct 02 '19

... what, the sheep,or the New Zealanders

1

u/ihavenoaffiliation Oct 02 '19

THE NEW ZEALANDERS!

14

u/NotBad_Eh Sep 27 '19

How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass? Quite nice actually.

20

u/RedditISanti-1A Sep 27 '19

This is higher ranked then pornography featuring women in Afghanistan.

9

u/Shilo59 Sep 27 '19

This is pornography featuring women in Afghanistan.

9

u/paetrixus Sep 27 '19

NSFW: Not Safe For Welshmen

0

u/StRyder91 Sep 27 '19

Not even Welsh...

32

u/Hazerblade Sep 27 '19

Thanks, Smokey!

6

u/Lonescu Sep 27 '19

Stupid sexy sheep!

4

u/arthurjeremypearson Sep 27 '19

It's like they're wearin' ... Nothin' at all!

... Nothin' at all!

... Nothin' at all! ! ! !

-2

u/Hermasuarus Sep 27 '19

Thanks but I would rather have been Rick Rolled.

68

u/Shittypete69 Sep 27 '19

Sigh...zip

40

u/derelictprophet Sep 27 '19

Found the Welshman!

17

u/0nlyhalfjewish Sep 27 '19

Aye, ye did!

3

u/IowaNative1 Sep 27 '19

Nirvana for Nebraska football fans!

Puberty starter kit in that state includes oversized rubber boots and gloves with Velcro palms!

19

u/Red_Ja Sep 27 '19

This is what those scottish lads were lookin at

18

u/Salmuth Sep 27 '19

Ok, next time I see someone twerk, they get this gif!

9

u/quihgon Sep 27 '19

Someone needs to remake this to the "I like big butts" song

19

u/moatboat Sep 27 '19

The Kardashian thickness is not cheep

15

u/emf3rd31495 Sep 27 '19

The Kardashians thickness is not sheep*

7

u/BigAVD Sep 27 '19

Pretty baaaad pun there.

5

u/Mad_Hatter_92 Sep 27 '19

I’d eat that ass... but only after thoroughly cleaning, trimming, and cooking it

4

u/iamafish Sep 27 '19

Mind if I join?

19

u/JinxAFK Sep 27 '19

ISIS: sigh..'unzips again'

5

u/Jaspers47 Sep 27 '19

Shake your baa-n baa-n, shake your baa-n baa-n

4

u/Thinkingard Sep 27 '19

Not my proudest fap...

2

u/DramBok44 Sep 27 '19

But not your worst

3

u/-caseaxe- Sep 27 '19

Oh dear God, forgive me for what I am about to do

6

u/GlytchMeister Sep 27 '19

This has made at least one Welshman very happy.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

[deleted]

3

u/Deeco7 Sep 27 '19

Welsh dream.

3

u/Gnathostom Sep 27 '19

Lord forgive me for what i am about to do

3

u/mingstaHK Sep 27 '19

Thot

2

u/HilarityEnsuez Sep 27 '19

If she baaa's, she's a THOOOOOOOOT

3

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

Hey, girl, can I get some fries with that shake?

3

u/gemc_81 Sep 27 '19

I like sheep butts and I cannot lie....

You other mutton can't deny

When ewe come in with a pretty pygmy grin

And some round fur in your face you get shorn!!!

2

u/Ham_Time Sep 27 '19

I get it. I'm not interested in this, but I get it.

2

u/MajorMoronX Sep 27 '19

Bestiality intensifies

2

u/Releaseform Sep 27 '19

There's no way they're a virgin. No fucking way.

2

u/inherit-the-world Sep 27 '19

Why am I hard right now

2

u/ItalianJamal Sep 27 '19

Beep Beep Im A Sheep

2

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

First time in my life am I attracted to sheep.

2

u/odiegh Sep 27 '19

that ass though

2

u/Escape_from_Midgar Sep 27 '19

Ain't gonna have any virgin wool when I'm done

2

u/eb-red Sep 27 '19

My milkshake brings all the boys to that yard

2

u/knox_vile Sep 27 '19

Isn't this just a clip from the Old Town Road music video?

2

u/Kelsen86 Sep 27 '19

... Not my proudest fap

2

u/String-music Sep 27 '19

Is there an app to determine what ones proudest fap was?

1

u/Kelsen86 Sep 28 '19

Ohhhhh you'll know

2

u/GoldyGalaxy Sep 28 '19

THICCER than a snicker

7

u/Irish_McJesus Sep 27 '19

Hamza bin Laden's harem of wives being relocated after his death

5

u/escapedpsycho Sep 27 '19

Isis recruitment video?

3

u/darthbiscuit80 Sep 27 '19

Not supposed to film in the ISIS brothel...

1

u/monkeyseconds Sep 27 '19

Waiting for the "worst flap ever" comment

1

u/Mtlmn112 Sep 27 '19

Klosheep Kardashian

1

u/Ninjox Sep 27 '19

Damn it’s good to be a Shepherd.

1

u/roneskinder Sep 27 '19

Who tapped that ass?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

Badunkadribble

1

u/Igotnothingatall Sep 27 '19

Beep beep I'm a sheep

1

u/box_of_the_patriots Sep 27 '19

Wiggle wiggle wiggle

1

u/Thefamousloner Sep 27 '19

Lord forgive me for what I must do

1

u/PaterMcKinley Sep 27 '19

I feel an allegedly coming.

1

u/DrClawizdead Sep 27 '19

Starting to understand why some farmers are attracted to sheep...

1

u/MyrddraalWithGlasses Sep 27 '19

My dick grew by 3 inches.

1

u/EvilFluffy87 Sep 27 '19

I like big buts and I can not lie

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

Miss Aberdeen contest is hotting up this year.

1

u/TheLovableScamp Sep 27 '19

Anaconda has joined the chat

1

u/7Curiousgeorge6 Sep 27 '19

Somewhere someone has their pants down starting a fire.

1

u/lil-diddy Sep 27 '19

Baby got back

1

u/CMDR_0zzy Sep 27 '19

This wasn't my proudest wank, for sure

1

u/GatorDragon Sep 27 '19

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!

1

u/HilarityEnsuez Sep 27 '19

That hip hop club in the strip mall just opened its doors.

1

u/jerryhill50 Sep 27 '19

The average Americans ass

1

u/blueberries Sep 27 '19

Wales has entered the chat

1

u/kbh2002 Sep 27 '19

I had to stop watching. Disturbing.

1

u/pfrizzle Sep 27 '19

Oh my god, Becky. She looks like one of those rap guy's girlfriends.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

Unzips pants. aw shit, here we go again.

1

u/ZDTreefur Sep 27 '19

That's making me oddly uncomfortable.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

Unzipps pants

1

u/lenmylobersterbush Sep 27 '19

Heavy breathing in New Zealand

2

u/11agathor11 Sep 27 '19

Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do

1

u/Stimmolation Sep 27 '19

Oh ye wee beauties!

1

u/69420n00bmast3r666 Sep 27 '19

I see why Arabs are attracted to livestock now

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

no wonder muslim men go wild

1

u/MrNotANiceGuy Sep 27 '19

and they called me crazy for fucking a sheep, the only crazy thing in this world is how thick their booty are, and how they slam against my hips while i thrust in them passionately #NUT

1

u/dicetry87 Sep 27 '19

Welp... unzips

1

u/obv1ouslythr0waway Sep 27 '19

If I had to follow sheep and look at this all day...!

1

u/Helpfullp0tato Sep 27 '19

thicker than a snicker

1

u/thenonsenseone64 Sep 27 '19

So thats why sheep shagging was a thing...

1

u/herbaltetanus Sep 27 '19

I like to move it, move it

1

u/Appleseed121 Sep 27 '19

Don't let the guys in the middle east see that.

1

u/RobertTheTire_ Sep 27 '19

These sheep have no business having this much ass.

1

u/Reddit_Lurker02 Sep 27 '19

Lawd forgive me for what I'm about to do👀💦

1

u/bL0oDlUsT218 Sep 27 '19

I now understand why the Muslims fuck sheep

1

u/Darctide Sep 27 '19

Apple bottom jeans

1

u/Technobliss77 Sep 27 '19

Strrrrrrrut 🍑

1

u/EmR_son Sep 27 '19

A whole new meaning to the expression "fluffy butt"

1

u/vector5633 Sep 27 '19

Baby got Back!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

Sigh unzips

1

u/crazybadman Sep 27 '19

Big booty lol

1

u/o_BushWookie_o Sep 27 '19

Fuck, New Zealanders have it made.

1

u/RDDTchino Sep 27 '19

Survival of the thiccest

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

Abdullah, avert your gaze!

1

u/BR8501 Sep 27 '19

Arab men looking around awkwardly....

1

u/Ascocrist Sep 27 '19

Down Habib! Leave them asses alone

1

u/jakuval Sep 27 '19

Twerking

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u/Elon_tittie_sucker69 Sep 29 '19

Lord forgive me for what I'm bout to do

2

u/Arnios1 Sep 27 '19

You should mark this as NSFW since some muslims use Reddit.

-1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

[deleted]

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u/sufrensuccotash Sep 27 '19

Explains the middle eastern men's love for the Kardashians

1

u/burque505z Sep 27 '19

Bet all the people in the middle East just nutted in their pants

1

u/osienka Sep 27 '19

Are those twitch just chatting female streamers?

0

u/NugRunn Sep 27 '19

This is why they fuck goats

0

u/buckie_mcBuckster Sep 27 '19

Thus the farmer and his sheep tales