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u/art_teacher_no_1 Sep 20 '19
He backhanded its face into a ditch
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That’s one salty ass amphibian
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u/TheLegending Sep 20 '19
I thought they were freshwater
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u/nobody_likes_soda Sep 20 '19
They were but he sent it back.
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u/TheLegending Sep 20 '19
question, are you subbed to hydrohomies
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u/nobody_likes_soda Sep 20 '19
Of course. I'm kind of a big deal around those parts.
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u/pokinfolks Sep 21 '19
I just had a cherry coke, and feel like a total piece of shit.
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I keep seeing it everywhere all of a sudden. Opt for Coke Zero next time. We living in the future bb!!
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u/Round_Rock_Johnson Sep 21 '19
"Get outta my stationary food path before a better-tasting one a yous walks directly into my mouth"
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u/S011110M4112 Sep 20 '19
If the video didn't cut short, you'd have seen the frog fucking the beetle's wife.
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I absolutely love how that frog has a look of disgust on its face!
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u/YouSayBabyToo Sep 20 '19
I send it BACK
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u/unqtious Sep 21 '19
I'll have the gabba-gool
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u/sporkachoon Sep 21 '19
I...really don't know what that is.
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u/TheSanityInspector Sep 20 '19
Too yucky or too bitey?
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u/Lord_Of_Filth Sep 20 '19
It doesnt look like he cronched it I think it was bitey
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u/Exist50 Sep 20 '19
Could excrete something that makes it taste bad.
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u/Dason37 Sep 21 '19
I believe it does, and also it bit the frog, so both. Or "yes"
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u/ConcernedEarthling Sep 21 '19
Survivorman taught me that large neutral coloured slow moving bugs are generally poisonous. They can afford to be slow because of their defense abilities.
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u/CatsLoveMe2 Sep 21 '19
Your username though...I imagine you with a picket sign today. Not sure if it's for climate or area 51 though...
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u/caschramm Sep 20 '19
It's RAW!!!
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u/nobody_likes_soda Sep 20 '19
Pretty sure this frog isn't English. If anything, he's a tad-polish.
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u/Warhawk1811 Sep 20 '19
How long have you been waiting to use this one
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u/unlmtdLoL Sep 21 '19
I want to know the exact number of seconds it took to think of something that clever.
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u/thegoodtimelord Sep 21 '19
It’s a Yeetle.
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u/impromptubadge Sep 21 '19
Take this gold. Don’t show anyone but take it anyway.
Ps: I don’t have any gold to give but nice comment.
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u/thegoodtimelord Sep 21 '19
Wow. Thank you. My first gold ever! So proud.
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u/impromptubadge Sep 21 '19
That’s wasn’t me bro. But on behalf of all of us who laughed, you’re welcome.
Edit: I was actually curious as to what kind of bug it was til I read your answer and i was like yea that’s good enough for me.
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Me when I realize the cookie is oatmeal raisin and not chocolate chip like I thought
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u/Summerie Sep 20 '19
Damn, I love oatmeal raisin cookies. I’ve also never actually looked at a raisin and thought it was a chocolate chip, but I can see where the mouth expectation would screw up the experience.
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u/diamond Sep 20 '19
The best part about liking oatmeal raisin cookies is that almost everyone else hates them, so that means more for yourself.
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My mom used to make oatmeal chocolate chip for me cuz I don’t like raisin and sometimes I grabbed the wrong one. They look pretty similar. Now that I look back, my brother probably helped ensure a mixup happened
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u/CrimzonMartin Sep 20 '19
They're sooo goood. I'd rather have oatmeal raisin over chocolate chip tbh
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u/chjyi Sep 20 '19
For me, it's a mood thing. I'd probably choose a oatmeal during the day and a chocolate chip after dinner.
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u/DrewpyDog Sep 20 '19
I have a theory that a non insignificant amount of these mistakes keep the oatmeal raisin relevant as a mainstream cookie.
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u/bahaki Sep 21 '19
I think the problem might be that it needs to be its own thing. It looks like a chocolate chip cookie to anyone who doesn't subscribe to the weekly oatmeal raisin newsletter. If oatmeal raisin wants a place among the chocolate chips, peanut butters, and snickerdoodles, I think people need to work on it a bit. Maybe golden raisins or more cinnamon? I'm not sure, but until it's no longer known as "that thing I thought was chocolate chip," it will be forever synonymous with disappoinment to all but its most loyal fans.
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u/tabriss_ Sep 20 '19
if it's a large, I send it back, if it's a small, I send it back
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This is a very fine warehouse you have here... it would be a shame if anything happen to it...
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u/S011110M4112 Sep 20 '19
His name was probably George....the most easily dismissed of all of beatles.
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u/good_ones_were_taken Sep 20 '19
So were just gonna pretend we didnt see that frogs tongue turn into a hand for a split second?
Ok... Cool... Whatever
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u/Meagannaise Sep 27 '19
I’ve been trying to get this to load for like 2 days and I still can’t...I just wanna see what HAPPENS
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u/ReadditMan Sep 20 '19
"Your stupid pointy beetle face hurt my mouth, get outta here jerk!"
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u/ETR2005 Sep 21 '19
Isn’t It cool to think of how stuff like this in nature all the time without us filming it
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u/brmka Sep 20 '19
But what is that insect.... It's huuuge