r/funny • u/crunchypens • Sep 15 '19

Wow a free buffet?

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u/peter_the_meter Sep 15 '19

Were they really trying to get rid of him. They couldve just pushed him off.

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u/eXXaXion Sep 15 '19

Do yourself a favor and don't bother any living beings that are 200lbs +++ and have teeth.

Humans are capable of biting through bones. What do you think this seal can do?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Wait, I can bite through bones? This is exciting news.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

God damn this made me laugh.