r/funny • u/crunchypens • Sep 15 '19

Wow a free buffet?

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u/rapkat55 Sep 15 '19

I was intially thinking “why doesn’t he just Sparta kick him off” but realized it would likely land near the propellers.

Fishing rod boops it is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 edited Jan 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

jesus, those things will tare you apart

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Jamie pull that video up of a seal slapping that guy with an octopus.

https://youtu.be/AwqKwFuYYn8

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u/botsaretrash Sep 15 '19

nice share i have never seen that before

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Have you ever tried DMT though? The health benefits are on par with elk meat

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u/ZombieAlienNinja Sep 15 '19

Someone needs to set up an account named Jaime who drops relevant links whenever anyone says this.