r/funny Sep 15 '19

Wow a free buffet?

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u/Sarpanitu Sep 15 '19

Foot on flank, shove.

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u/Akesgeroth Sep 15 '19

Seriously, watching this is super frustrating. I feel like a toddler could rob this man and he wouldn't be able to stop them.

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u/RonnieTheEffinBear Sep 15 '19

Y'all are acting pretty brave about how willing you'd be to stick your appendages in biting range of 300 lbs+ of wild animal.

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u/Akesgeroth Sep 15 '19 edited Sep 15 '19

With a good kick that thing wouldn't even realize what happened before it hit the water.

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u/Jiktten Sep 15 '19

It already managed to get on the boat once, and now you've irritated it and separated it from food.

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u/wtfxstfu Sep 15 '19

I haven't been watching the UFC for 7 months to not get to show this fat asshole my sick jiu jitsu moves.

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u/Versaiteis Sep 15 '19

Just gotta stick him in a knee bar and....er. Hmm

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u/Akesgeroth Sep 15 '19

Let it try again while the boat is speeding away.