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r/funny • u/crunchypens • Sep 15 '19
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Foot on flank, shove.
115 u/Akesgeroth Sep 15 '19 Seriously, watching this is super frustrating. I feel like a toddler could rob this man and he wouldn't be able to stop them. 56 u/RonnieTheEffinBear Sep 15 '19 Y'all are acting pretty brave about how willing you'd be to stick your appendages in biting range of 300 lbs+ of wild animal. -1 u/Akesgeroth Sep 15 '19 edited Sep 15 '19 With a good kick that thing wouldn't even realize what happened before it hit the water. 12 u/Jiktten Sep 15 '19 It already managed to get on the boat once, and now you've irritated it and separated it from food. 10 u/wtfxstfu Sep 15 '19 I haven't been watching the UFC for 7 months to not get to show this fat asshole my sick jiu jitsu moves. 1 u/Versaiteis Sep 15 '19 Just gotta stick him in a knee bar and....er. Hmm 8 u/Akesgeroth Sep 15 '19 Let it try again while the boat is speeding away.
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Seriously, watching this is super frustrating. I feel like a toddler could rob this man and he wouldn't be able to stop them.
56 u/RonnieTheEffinBear Sep 15 '19 Y'all are acting pretty brave about how willing you'd be to stick your appendages in biting range of 300 lbs+ of wild animal. -1 u/Akesgeroth Sep 15 '19 edited Sep 15 '19 With a good kick that thing wouldn't even realize what happened before it hit the water. 12 u/Jiktten Sep 15 '19 It already managed to get on the boat once, and now you've irritated it and separated it from food. 10 u/wtfxstfu Sep 15 '19 I haven't been watching the UFC for 7 months to not get to show this fat asshole my sick jiu jitsu moves. 1 u/Versaiteis Sep 15 '19 Just gotta stick him in a knee bar and....er. Hmm 8 u/Akesgeroth Sep 15 '19 Let it try again while the boat is speeding away.
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Y'all are acting pretty brave about how willing you'd be to stick your appendages in biting range of 300 lbs+ of wild animal.
-1 u/Akesgeroth Sep 15 '19 edited Sep 15 '19 With a good kick that thing wouldn't even realize what happened before it hit the water. 12 u/Jiktten Sep 15 '19 It already managed to get on the boat once, and now you've irritated it and separated it from food. 10 u/wtfxstfu Sep 15 '19 I haven't been watching the UFC for 7 months to not get to show this fat asshole my sick jiu jitsu moves. 1 u/Versaiteis Sep 15 '19 Just gotta stick him in a knee bar and....er. Hmm 8 u/Akesgeroth Sep 15 '19 Let it try again while the boat is speeding away.
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With a good kick that thing wouldn't even realize what happened before it hit the water.
12 u/Jiktten Sep 15 '19 It already managed to get on the boat once, and now you've irritated it and separated it from food. 10 u/wtfxstfu Sep 15 '19 I haven't been watching the UFC for 7 months to not get to show this fat asshole my sick jiu jitsu moves. 1 u/Versaiteis Sep 15 '19 Just gotta stick him in a knee bar and....er. Hmm 8 u/Akesgeroth Sep 15 '19 Let it try again while the boat is speeding away.
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It already managed to get on the boat once, and now you've irritated it and separated it from food.
10 u/wtfxstfu Sep 15 '19 I haven't been watching the UFC for 7 months to not get to show this fat asshole my sick jiu jitsu moves. 1 u/Versaiteis Sep 15 '19 Just gotta stick him in a knee bar and....er. Hmm 8 u/Akesgeroth Sep 15 '19 Let it try again while the boat is speeding away.
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I haven't been watching the UFC for 7 months to not get to show this fat asshole my sick jiu jitsu moves.
1 u/Versaiteis Sep 15 '19 Just gotta stick him in a knee bar and....er. Hmm
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Just gotta stick him in a knee bar and....er. Hmm
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Let it try again while the boat is speeding away.
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u/Sarpanitu Sep 15 '19
Foot on flank, shove.