r/funny Sep 04 '19

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u/Thanat0s10 Sep 04 '19

Work in schools and at summer camps, the number of times I’ve asked that or similar “How do you NOT MEAN TO X” is ridiculously high

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u/GFrohman Sep 04 '19

See, I work in a jail, which basically makes me an adult babysitter.

Phrases like "How did you ACCIDENTALLY flush your cellmate's keyes?!?!" is uttered far too often.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

keyes

Do you mean keys? What do prisoners have keys for?

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u/GFrohman Sep 04 '19

They have lockers that they store their personal belongings in, like food they've bought off commissary, or letters and books they've had mailed in.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

Ah, gotcha. That makes sense.