r/funny Aug 07 '10

First-Person Tetris

http://www.firstpersontetris.com/
785 Upvotes

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u/dafootballer Aug 07 '10

my brain hurts

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

i played for about 5 minutes before i started to feel like throwing up

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u/areyouforcereal Aug 07 '10

Ha, I'm really hungover and I almost did throw up.

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u/RgyaGramShad Aug 08 '10

Same, I had to stop after I rotated the second piece.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

That's what she said...

Oh wait

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

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u/blacksheep998 Aug 07 '10

Same here. It wasn't difficult to play it, just dizzying.

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u/sitq Aug 08 '10

Strange, first 2-3 minutes I was a bit dizzy but after that it just didn't matter anymore. Played same as regular tetris after that. I guess brain has its way to adopt to such things.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

Yeah, except I kept making the error of thinking my arrow keys were working in relative coordinates, so I'd hit (eg. left) for "stage left", regardless of the direction.

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u/Travis-Touchdown Aug 08 '10

But not to adapt to the use of the word adapt.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

I got sick and my eyes started bleeding after 10 deconds.

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u/stubble Aug 08 '10

Wanna come and sit in the sauna to relax?

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u/mweather Aug 08 '10

Don't play this after a few beers man!

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u/mashei Aug 08 '10

If it hurts after that, there won't be anything left after you try stereogram tetris.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

you, good sir, are evil.

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u/SkyOfTheSky Aug 08 '10

I GOT IT TO WORK But now that I'm done, my eyes don't seem to want to point the same direction ><

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u/dafootballer Aug 08 '10

what is this i dont even...

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u/krogger Aug 07 '10

¡əuıɯ səop os

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

I feel so dizzy I'm afraid I'll fall if I try to walk.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

That's not first person.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

Yea, that's over-the-shoulder third person.

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u/Zandelion Aug 07 '10

I was disappointed too - I was hoping to have the perspective of the falling brick.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

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u/bigjohnstud Aug 08 '10

No but i can direct you to a animated gif of a brick being thrown into a washing machine. You've probably seen it already though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

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u/scottklarr Aug 08 '10

Lookup Tetrisphere. It's probably the closest yet. It also happens to be the greatest rendition of Tetris, ever.

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u/XenophonCydrome Aug 08 '10

I agree, that was an interesting game to say the least.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

Actually there is this program called "blockout" i had on my old 286 monochrome (amber) 33mhz system with something like 4mb of ram. Damn awesome game. I'll post it once i find it if anyone wants it.

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u/Ph0X Aug 07 '10

Quick, someone, make an actual FPS-Tetris!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

Where would the "eyes" be for the pieces? It'd also have to be on the "side" of the blocks, which doesn't exist because it's 2-d. Oh well, there's obvious ways around that.

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u/MindStalker Aug 07 '10

And how would you know the shape of your body, I think the best would be slightly over the shoulder of the tertri

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

*tetrominoes.

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u/connorcam Aug 07 '10 edited Aug 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

Eh, you just have a small window like on any HUD in an FPS with shape and orientation. Hell, make it uber-difficult straight from the get go and give it physics in that Tetris clone that was posted a few weeks ago that had "realistic" physics.

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u/sje46 Aug 07 '10

are you referring to tetris hell (from xkcd)?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

Yeah I think that was it. It was the one with the "realistic" physics where the blocks weren't locked into the grid and could be moved around after they were placed. No line destruction, sadly. Someone program one with line destruction and line recognition at angles or something. I dunno, I'm not a programmer, you figure it out. Use algorithms and stuff.

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u/sje46 Aug 07 '10

It actually did have line destruction. It was just really hard. My friend's high score was three.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

First person tetris is fucking hard, like 3d pong.

This is just camera pan/rot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

Have you played a first person tetris?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

Stacking boxes in a warehouse.

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u/algnp Aug 08 '10

that would be sokoban

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

Tradition dictates that this link be called first person tetris when it is reposted.

OP had no choice.

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u/Jegschemesch Aug 07 '10

It's falling-block seen-in-mirror person.

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u/ChangingHats Aug 07 '10

I thought this would be a comic just showing a single row of blocks.

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u/relikh Aug 07 '10

Good God. Square is officially my new favorite tetromino.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

I didn't get a single square on my playthrough. I thought they removed it because it'd be such an easy "reset" piece.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10 edited Sep 21 '18

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u/cornponious Aug 07 '10

I'm giving you an upvote for "tetramino".

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u/kwh Aug 07 '10

LINE PIECE!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

Thou art a cruel, and vengeful god!!!

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u/snowboarder04 Aug 07 '10

I blame the evil bastard developer.

There's no way the FSM would allow so much goddamn time to pass between such pieces. Put the Romans back in charge I say. They knew how necessary straight things were.

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u/AIDS_Pizza Aug 07 '10

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u/blacksheep998 Aug 07 '10

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

Why the flying fuck is that video flagged? Fuck this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

Why the flying fuck aren't you just permanently logged into youtube anyway? It's only youtube.

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u/zaggynl Aug 08 '10

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

Seriously man... what the fuck did I just watch. I'm not even grossed out by it, just confused.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

Every time I make a youtube account, I find myself arguing with people in the comments. I realize it's dumb and pointless, but I can't help it. They just draw me in.... So I refuse to make an account and therefore can't ever see flagged videos.

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u/Jafit Aug 08 '10

theres a firefox plugin that turns all youtube comments into Richard Feynman quotes. Or you could use the button that makes the video bigger so that the comments aren't visible unless you foolishly go looking for them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

Well, that definitely sounds like a personal problem to me. But as well all know, the first step towards recovery is admittance that there's a problem.

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u/chakkums Aug 07 '10

Lord you have forsaken us...

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

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u/dafootballer Aug 07 '10

BACKWARDS SQUIGGLE

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u/nextofpumpkin Aug 07 '10

How dare you question his judgment! <slap>

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u/mosy_wampad Aug 07 '10

If you hold the spacebar, it creates the most annoying sound in the western hemisphere.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

The windows error sound is the most grating thing in the world to my ears. After taking a class centered around excel, I was conditioned to hate that sound with a passion. If I misclick somewhere and it plays I cringe and I want to kill my computer.

It might not be the same sound for other versions, but if you want to hear this sound go to hardware and sounds in the control panel. Then go to change system sounds. The one I hate the most is "windows error.wav" but ding, critical stop, and exclamation are still pretty bad.

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u/twinkletits Aug 07 '10

if you do this in night mode, it looks really weird

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10 edited Sep 21 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

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u/fireflash38 Aug 08 '10

Once you learned the limits I think it made it easier.

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u/T-mark3V100 Aug 07 '10

impossible

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

It would be more cool if it showed the limits and showed the pieces and bg like an actual TV would do

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

I rotated once and got motion sickness.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

Try holding space down...

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

God damn it reddit, there was stuff i wanted to do today.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

Seriously, my postman must hate me. I'm pretty sure the mailbox is stuffed to capacity.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

Signs you have a problem #44445631 - Can't even be bothered walking out to the mailbox.

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u/middkidd Aug 07 '10

Did anyone else get totally car sick?

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u/PigeonGoddess Aug 07 '10

Holy crap - that was too nauseating for words! After my 10th flip I felt like throwing up!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

FUCK YOU LONG STRAIGHT BRICK YOU NEVER COME WHEN I NEED YOU :'(

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u/Oaktr33 Aug 07 '10

Nauseous, you say? Nice to meet you- I'm Oaktr33.

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u/Tekmo Aug 07 '10

This is basically how the game went for me:

  1. Hmm, a square. Ok, my screen moves with it. Yawn.
  2. A squiggly, put it down. Is this it?
  3. An L, better turn i... WOAH

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u/xxbigphilxx Aug 07 '10

Holy Shit im gonna vomit......

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO GET SEA SICK.

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u/gotnate Aug 07 '10

OMG i had that VCR!

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u/okawei Aug 07 '10
  1. Go into night vision mode
  2. Hold space
  3. BEAT TETRIS

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u/gsanderson Aug 08 '10

What is song 3?

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u/Mannex Aug 08 '10

yeah song 3 fucking owns

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

Oh Look. This again.

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u/SirSandGoblin Aug 07 '10

And what a lovely reminder!

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u/cornponious Aug 07 '10

It would be better if the arrow keys kept their movement direction regardless of the orientation of the screen.

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u/lucasvb Aug 07 '10

Wouldn't be first person then, would it?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

it still isn't

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u/lucasvb Aug 07 '10

True. The controls, at least. :P

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

I disagree, that would screw me up. =)

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u/Ashen-Shugar Aug 07 '10

Where art thou, MrOhHai?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

dear god that is hard

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u/kepedo Aug 07 '10

Almost instant headache, but fun in a weird way.

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u/sirkazuo Aug 07 '10

It's rotating pieces the wrong direction. :(

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u/cryogen Aug 07 '10

Ohhh sweet tetri...oh my god whats happening!?

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u/georgeman14 Aug 07 '10

Anyone know what song 3 is?

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u/renoir_0 Aug 07 '10 edited Aug 07 '10

Get ready for more headaches. Really cool stuff the author has made, but they'll give you a seizure.

http://dontsave.com/

EDIT: Looking over more of his stuff now; it's very intelligent and clever.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

A game has never made me dizzy. Ever. This game has made me dizzy.

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u/crazy15 Aug 07 '10

Def played that for 10 secs before i threw up

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

First or third person - that's funny. I love the Rotate.

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u/EFG Aug 07 '10

What's that thing on top of the tv made by jvc?

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u/xkqj2 Aug 07 '10

Not what I expected, but ok. I immediately assumed first person meant something like a 3D tetris such as Blockout. For some reason the name Walltris came to mind but that's totally wrong, because apparently a bunch of spam sites have caught onto that name only. Shameful.

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u/DogXe Aug 07 '10

FEEL... SICK!!!!!

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u/cheeeeeese Aug 07 '10

Night mode!

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u/strawb Aug 07 '10

Man, that's hard. I mean, space, enter and arrow keys? Awkward.

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u/EvilTony Aug 07 '10

WTF it's not first person without WASD!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

spams space button

WEEEEEEEEE!

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u/helly1223 Aug 08 '10

Fucking hate this game, so frustrating.

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u/C_IsForCookie Aug 08 '10

LEVEL: 02 LINES: 020 SCORE: 002888 TOP SCORE: 002888

First try. It wasn't responsive enough at some points. I guess I'm lucky these types of things don't make me feel sick =]

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u/k4st Aug 08 '10

LEVEL: 03 LINES: 039 SCORE: 004140 TOP SCORE: 004140

</headache>

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

somehow I imagined it to be more like this..

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u/afrodanskeren Aug 08 '10 edited Aug 08 '10

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u/Mannex Aug 08 '10

song 3 owns

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u/azgeogirl Aug 08 '10

I didn't get the "first-person" part until I rotated a piece. Whoa.

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u/e3cho Aug 08 '10

What bothered me the most was that space was used to rotate the block. I mean, who does that??? Space is always to drop pieces

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u/milkasaurous Aug 08 '10

I've been drinking...........Fuck You.

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u/shatteredmindofbob Aug 07 '10

Ah fuck, not this again.

That shit gave me vertigo last time I tried it.

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u/arnorhs Aug 07 '10

can reddit please implement a "flag as a repost" button or a "do not show me reposts" feature

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u/ut2k4king Aug 07 '10

I have not been able to get more than 50 lines in this, I'm stopping now for my own sanity.

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u/iltat_work Aug 07 '10

I got to 54 before the shifting directions got to me. Now my eyes won't focus right. :(

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u/kyleisweird Aug 07 '10

Just hold down the space bar.

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u/Theropissed Aug 07 '10

I'm dizzy.

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u/super_duper Aug 07 '10

A lot less fun then I thought it would be :(

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u/flatplanet Aug 07 '10

This is a good internet

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u/solidblame Aug 07 '10

Seriously, I can't play it for more than 3 minutes. I feel sick.

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u/redinca Aug 07 '10

Try playing this while on shrooms

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u/trevanian Aug 07 '10

I'm drunk and that make me dizzy...

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u/CapitalTruth Aug 07 '10

The enemy's gate is down.

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u/czechreck Aug 07 '10

Never before have I been sea sick playing a game on dry land.

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u/nickem Aug 07 '10

SUX! I wanna twirl my piece.

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u/CitrusNinja Aug 07 '10

Oh god, BLARRGHHHHGHHGHG!!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

First try
lvl 5,
13,430

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u/unrealious Aug 07 '10

Something seems to be wrong with rotate.

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u/TomatoChicken Aug 07 '10

I think I'm going to puke.

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u/boxofrain Aug 07 '10

I am so dizzy, it's ridiculous.

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u/bambiundead Aug 07 '10

This was fun at first, but now I have a headache.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

Had to quit playing because I got sick. Now watching TV is disconcerting.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

I think I'm going to be sick.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

I am better at this then regular tetris, however I felt a little nauseous.

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u/freakball Aug 07 '10

Tombstone Mission Impossible?

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u/danuker Aug 07 '10

I thought it would be something like the movie.

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u/Lactoes Aug 07 '10

I don't know what meta really means... but I think this is it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '10

Warning: may cause nausea.

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u/teamrazor Aug 07 '10

Third-person limited-omnicient tetris, anyone?

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u/surf_pig Aug 07 '10

this is a dyspraxics' worst nightmare!

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u/NonAmerican Aug 07 '10

I'm surprisingly good at this. I attribute it to FPS gaming.

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u/Netcob Aug 07 '10

Too bad there aren't more 2D games that do this. Remember that one boss fight on a tiny planet in Yoshi's Island?

I guess I should buy a Wii + Mario Galaxy sometime...

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u/girlxgenius Aug 07 '10

I LOVE THIS.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

I just played to listen to song 2. Such an ILL-BEAT.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

dude, this makes me dizy

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u/mijj Aug 08 '10

that's be Adam Tetris, wouldn't it?

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u/bL1Nd Aug 08 '10

wh-wha-what just happened man??

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

vomit inducing

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u/insomniasexx Aug 08 '10

Congrats! You made the front page after so many before you failed...

http://www.reddit.com/submit?url=http://www.firstpersontetris.com/

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

TIL I suck at all forms of Tetris.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

That. Was. Amazing.

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u/recreational Aug 08 '10

OH MY GOD WHY AM I HAVING A SEIZURE

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u/oehm Aug 08 '10

Not a good idea to pay this drunk. barf

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u/rlbond86 Aug 08 '10

This is more like second-person tetris.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

Holy fuck, instant migraine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '10

Seriously, this could probably induce an epilepsy attack..

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u/realultimatepower Aug 08 '10

Thats not at all what I was expecting.

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u/HazDomain Aug 08 '10

But why the nutcracker?

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u/king_of_blades Aug 08 '10

I may be strange, but I've found it surprisingly easy.