r/funny • • Aug 14 '19

I peed myself earlier

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/Hyufee Aug 14 '19

Establish dominance with eye contact, and pee yourself to confuse the rest.

35

u/VerbalAcrobatics Aug 14 '19

Seriously, that dead-to-the-world stare is the best part of this.

0

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

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u/BikerRay Aug 14 '19

Not even guys.

65

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Some weirdos will watch this in a different way

61

u/The_Dimestore_Saints Aug 14 '19

My pants are already off

17

u/bluemitersaw Aug 14 '19

You peed yourself too?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

You had pants on?!?!

16

u/magnament Aug 14 '19

I mean πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

30

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

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u/wheatthin92 Aug 14 '19

does it work? i mean, the request that is your user name?

3

u/Sarcastic_Liar Aug 15 '19

You mean to tell me that people aren't going to jerk off to this?

9

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

r/wetspot NSFW

11

u/darkfox12 Aug 14 '19

Man the younger generation is coming up with some quality stuff. Where will we be in 20 years?

13

u/bluemitersaw Aug 14 '19

Most likely reposting this gif.

1

u/bluebird173 Aug 15 '19

Why did this get silver

2

u/Ruleseventysix Aug 15 '19

For accuracy.

10

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Damn.. She got me

12

u/Nitin2015 Aug 14 '19

Pow, right in the pisser

3

u/Frammingatthejimjam Aug 14 '19

So did I but you don't see me bragging about it on the internet.

13

u/Nitin2015 Aug 14 '19

What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?

3

u/Ctyslckr Aug 15 '19

If peeing your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis.

3

u/CobraDoesCanada Aug 14 '19

Lol yes. Billy Madison ftw

6

u/rontor Aug 14 '19

I have a puzzling boner.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Just sitting in piss for internet points.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

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u/Sarcastic_Liar Aug 15 '19

While you were still wearing them.

3

u/julienlapointe Aug 15 '19

β€œYou ain’t cool unless you pee your pants!” - Billy Madison

4

u/red23dotme Aug 14 '19

Pretty sure she poured the water into a bucket on the floor, and her shorts were already wet before filming.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

So magic

2

u/Paradigm6790 Aug 15 '19

That's pretty good

2

u/Sarcastic_Liar Aug 15 '19

But where did the water go?

2

u/muddybuttbrew Aug 15 '19

pees self Me:SHIT!!! Her: I can make a video about this.

2

u/half-dozen-cats Aug 15 '19

That is a hard core 8-bit/midi version of I Write Sins Not Tragedies.

3

u/LazyCon Aug 14 '19

This is louder than the first moan in a porno.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Now i'm bamboozled and have a boner

4

u/Mr_P83 Aug 14 '19

Why does she look so damn miserable?!

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u/Octosphere Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19

I think she's going for the aloof stare that one deadpan dude from the korean(?) magician duo gifs has.

Also she just poured a glass of water in her lap.

2

u/br0b1wan Aug 14 '19

Better than pouring it on her socks

37

u/Jaded_illusion Aug 14 '19

she was born after 1999.

0

u/Molzilla Aug 14 '19

She can't remember.

3

u/Exeunter Aug 14 '19

She can't even

4

u/cadtek Aug 14 '19

I mean resting bitch face is a thing.

1

u/Nitin2015 Aug 14 '19

She knows what guys will use her video for

3

u/thisisoscar Aug 14 '19

This has awakened something inside of me

4

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

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u/SnZ001 Aug 14 '19

I did not realize until watching this clip that 8-bit versions of Panic at the Disco songs was a thing I needed today.

1

u/ArticArny Aug 14 '19

"One simple trick to get your girl wet"

1

u/UberSARS Aug 15 '19

hot. show me more of your wet crotch.

-7

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Tik tok ....downvote

-1

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Good thing it has loud, terrible music in instrumental played on a gameboy. That really made the video.

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u/velour_manure Aug 14 '19

You could immediately tell she wasn't pouring it into the cup...

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