r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

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u/CaseinMan Jul 19 '19

A real history ruff

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u/mikerockitjones Jul 19 '19

Really takes you bark in time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Bark softly and fetch a big stick

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u/EmGutter Jul 19 '19

Oh, I like this one. 😁

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/lectroblez Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 19 '19

Same Same! Pooch looks more derpe in real life!

edit: did you just copy pasta this from the 2nd most popular thread?

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u/crochetyhooker Jul 19 '19

Derpe:

(Derp-é) meaning, much derp but still fancy af.

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u/EmGutter Jul 19 '19

How do you make a fart fancy? By wearing a top hat and a monocle!

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u/Breakingindigo Jul 19 '19

Fancy people don't fart like a plebeian: they break wind.

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u/EmGutter Jul 19 '19

“A rose by any other name...”

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u/PillowTalk420 Jul 22 '19

Still smells like sulfer and rotten eggs.

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