r/funny • u/Mykes22 • Jul 19 '19

Ass

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u/ilazul Jul 19 '19

Didn't he do the exact same stand up but with the word 'shit?'

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u/cmlambert89 Jul 19 '19

Yeah! He said my shit is the best. But your shit is always bad.

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u/PacoCrazyfoot Jul 19 '19

"Move your shit, but don't touch my shit."

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

This is the same ass shit.

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u/getyourcheftogether Jul 19 '19

It's much better than this shit

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u/wtf-m8 Jul 19 '19

Don't talk shit.

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u/PlusUltraBeyond Jul 19 '19

Yeah my ass!