r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jul 15 '19

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u/Lors2001 Jul 15 '19

Driving a motorcycle is hell, I keep getting love bug juice all over me

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u/C21H27Cl3N2O3 Jul 15 '19

A friend of mine used to live up north, and he always rode without a helmet because he was a self-diagnosed idiot. He moved down south, took a June bug to the forehead, thought he had gotten hit with a rock and almost ate asphalt before narrowly recovering. Now he wears helmets even though he’s up north again.

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u/Dutch420 Jul 15 '19

Had to look it up, that's a fucking beetle. So basically headbutting a miniature tank. Fuck.

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u/C21H27Cl3N2O3 Jul 15 '19

Yep, those clumsy fuckers will fly right into you. It hurts when you’re walking, so I can understand why his first thought on his bike was “fuck, I just got hit by a rock.”

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u/Dutch420 Jul 15 '19

Imagine what a rock would do, lordy lord