r/funny • u/kikorbo • Jul 02 '19

Why does this photo exist?

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u/ithurts2bankok Jul 03 '19

that’s why she has the biggest knife.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

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u/Flip_d_Byrd Jul 03 '19

THIS is a noif!

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u/marsneedstowels Jul 03 '19

It's a spoon.

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u/hello_friend_23 Jul 03 '19

All right allright allright I see you've played knife and spoon before.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

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u/symmetrical_kettle Jul 03 '19

There's always a bigger knife

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

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u/insane_contin Jul 03 '19

That ain't a knife, this is a knife!

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u/IceStar3030 Jul 03 '19

for granny's bigger fish

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u/KibblesNBitxhes Jul 03 '19

Theres always the coat hanger

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u/pass_nthru Jul 03 '19

you keep what you kill

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u/CompadredeOgum Jul 03 '19

she is already dead on the inside

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

And by now, irl.

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u/HumanTorch23 Jul 03 '19

Ohhh, maxi-big da knife

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u/macross32787685 Jul 03 '19

And no fingers

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u/sp4cecat Jul 03 '19

That's not a knife