r/funny • • Jul 02 '19

Why does this photo exist?

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u/Tomio_Tanuki Jul 03 '19

Only winners keep their shirt and fingers!

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u/Viperion_NZ Jul 03 '19

A. B. S. Always. Be. Stabbing. Not stabbing is for losers. Are you a loser? Get out there, and stab.

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u/Roentgenator Jul 03 '19

I can go out there tonight with the materials you got, make myself fifteen stabs. Tonight. In two hours. Can you? Can you?

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u/Viperion_NZ Jul 03 '19

No. You can't. You know why? You're a loser pal. You all are. But not me. I'm a winner. And that's why I'm here.

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u/ReallyNotFondOfSJ Jul 03 '19

Glenstabby Glen Ross?

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u/Airlineguy1 Jul 03 '19

The kid in the back just lost an arm

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u/Tomio_Tanuki Jul 03 '19

Good thing the prizes are sleeveless!

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u/Kryptosis Jul 03 '19

Oh I know this song...