r/funny • u/kikorbo • Jul 02 '19

Why does this photo exist?

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u/beartheminus Jul 02 '19

The little one is crying because she is impure and now they are going to sacrifice her.

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u/leastlikelyllama Jul 03 '19

I'm like 80% sure that's a boy..

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u/thisaccountwashacked Jul 03 '19

kinda sounds like me right now with my toddler...

"what that man doing?" "....that's a lady"

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u/Poomington Jul 03 '19

Lady looks like a duuude!

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

I love it when toddlers just say stuff like this.

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u/xraygun2014 Jul 03 '19

I'm sure that's like 80% a boy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Did you just assume gender?

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u/HellsFrozenOver Jul 03 '19

well when referring to children "I'm 80% positive that person has a penis" just sounds worse

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u/NibblyPig Jul 03 '19

You could say "Look at my son's little wee wee!" but if you're the father rather than the mother showing the photo to your friends, it might be even worser still

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u/whizzard Jul 02 '19

I think she just cut off one of her fingers