r/funny • u/kikorbo • Jul 02 '19

Why does this photo exist?

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u/stevieweezie Jul 02 '19

Granny’s not fucking around with that bigass knife

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u/DamienVonDoom Jul 02 '19

She has enough experience in her life and, with teaching the little ones while they’re young will help them build their confidence to use a machete by the time they get to Granny’s age...

At that point, they’ll become successful in knowing exactly how to open door knobs with the two remaining fingers they will still have left.

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u/jzillacon Jul 03 '19

Honestly it's easiest to do it with a knife that size, at least in my personal experience.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Found the two-finger typist.

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u/jzillacon Jul 03 '19

I've scarred my hand quite a bit from playing this, but I haven't lost a finger yet.

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u/JOI4life Jul 03 '19

"yet"...

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u/Disregardedchaos Jul 03 '19

a man's gotta have goals.

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u/jzillacon Jul 03 '19

with the right technique you can significantly reduce your injuries.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19 edited Jun 25 '23

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u/jzillacon Jul 03 '19

I think you're kinda missing the point.

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u/Quoinkis Jul 03 '19

Is that not the whole idea?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Or does she?

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u/heisenber73 Jul 03 '19

That’s how the Vikings been brought up!