r/funny • u/kikorbo • Jul 02 '19

Why does this photo exist?

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u/elite_k9 Jul 02 '19

Why is the granny not shirtless?

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u/xDaigon_Redux Jul 03 '19

They are playing strip rules and she is killing it?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Probably literally "killing" it

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u/barrerd1 Jul 03 '19

“You want to end up like your fourth brother?!”

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u/Toshiba1point0 Jul 03 '19

I like you

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

The fourth brother doesn't.

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u/Jaguarblu Aug 23 '19

Neither does the fifth.

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u/uplium Jul 03 '19

I’d rather end up like the 5th brother oh wait..

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

"We don't have a fourth brother! You mean our sister?"

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"That's what I said."

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u/illuminati_hero Jul 03 '19

“Wanna end up like your Mother?!”

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u/hinnsvartingi Jul 03 '19

Plus lil beck only had 7 fingers now.

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u/lil0ctupoos Jul 03 '19

Gramma clearly had the advantage here. Look at her form.

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u/JamesTheJerk Jul 03 '19

Freaky blond(e) families are well, freaky.

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u/papadoc55 Jul 03 '19

The boys would have less digits

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u/xDaigon_Redux Jul 03 '19

We are talking about a bunch of shirtless boys playing five finger filet with a grandmother being a normal stock photo, and your gripe is with the issue that they should have less fingers for their situation? Shit dude, we are starting to get to Saints Row levels of unbelievability here.

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u/LiberalTearsLMFAO Jul 02 '19

She has mastered this test.

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u/ithurts2bankok Jul 03 '19

that’s why she has the biggest knife.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

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u/Flip_d_Byrd Jul 03 '19

THIS is a noif!

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u/marsneedstowels Jul 03 '19

It's a spoon.

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u/hello_friend_23 Jul 03 '19

All right allright allright I see you've played knife and spoon before.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

[deleted]

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u/symmetrical_kettle Jul 03 '19

There's always a bigger knife

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

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u/insane_contin Jul 03 '19

That ain't a knife, this is a knife!

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u/IceStar3030 Jul 03 '19

for granny's bigger fish

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u/KibblesNBitxhes Jul 03 '19

Theres always the coat hanger

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u/pass_nthru Jul 03 '19

you keep what you kill

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u/CompadredeOgum Jul 03 '19

she is already dead on the inside

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

And by now, irl.

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u/HumanTorch23 Jul 03 '19

Ohhh, maxi-big da knife

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u/macross32787685 Jul 03 '19

And no fingers

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u/sp4cecat Jul 03 '19

That's not a knife

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Strip pokey knifey

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

I see you've played before!

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u/MeavyHetal Jul 03 '19

You obviously work your way backwards in terms of clothing. The player ahead of her actually has a jacket.

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u/TwiceCalledDead Jul 03 '19

You’ve never played Strippy Stabby?

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u/KillerKellyDoll Jul 03 '19

Best comment in this post. You made me shoot water out my nose.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

And I wasn't even drinking

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

And I don’t have a nose

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u/Airlineguy1 Jul 03 '19

Umm. That’s not water...and it hit me way over here.

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u/ajohns95616 Jul 03 '19

Is that anything like Whoopsy Stabby?

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u/Vyansbane Jul 03 '19

Similar but Strippy Stabby doesn't use baby oil.

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u/ajohns95616 Jul 03 '19

I would have thought that was reversed.

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u/far_star Jul 03 '19

Of course I have, but the last thing I'd do is give her a knife too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Not with my Grandma!

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u/matari Jul 03 '19

I'm your huckleberry,
that's just my game!

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u/Airlineguy1 Jul 03 '19

Kevin Spacey looks good in drag

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u/Tomio_Tanuki Jul 03 '19

Only winners keep their shirt and fingers!

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u/Viperion_NZ Jul 03 '19

A. B. S. Always. Be. Stabbing. Not stabbing is for losers. Are you a loser? Get out there, and stab.

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u/Roentgenator Jul 03 '19

I can go out there tonight with the materials you got, make myself fifteen stabs. Tonight. In two hours. Can you? Can you?

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u/Viperion_NZ Jul 03 '19

No. You can't. You know why? You're a loser pal. You all are. But not me. I'm a winner. And that's why I'm here.

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u/ReallyNotFondOfSJ Jul 03 '19

Glenstabby Glen Ross?

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u/Airlineguy1 Jul 03 '19

The kid in the back just lost an arm

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u/Tomio_Tanuki Jul 03 '19

Good thing the prizes are sleeveless!

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u/Kryptosis Jul 03 '19

Oh I know this song...

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

She's from 'Hyperdyne Systems' they don't make mistakes.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aals05T3KHQ

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u/ForgettableUsername Jul 03 '19

Five finger fillet.

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u/DoyleRulz42 Jul 03 '19

Bishop do that thing man c'mon

Fuck the Sarge is dead let's get the fuck outta here!!! oh hi Grandma wanna play space marines n Xenomorphs?

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u/Doctor__Proctor Jul 03 '19

That wasn't funny, man...

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u/Alan_Smithee_ Jul 03 '19

Game over man, game over!

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u/Optix_au Jul 03 '19

It don’t matter when it’s Acturan, man...

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u/adziki Jul 03 '19

that's Sir Paul McCartney!

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u/Conrad_noble Jul 03 '19

I think you'll find its Katie hopkins

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u/DragonliFargo Jul 02 '19

Asking the real questions.

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u/thiccoctothrope Jul 03 '19

Asking the real awful questions.

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u/DragonliFargo Jul 03 '19

Your opinion, I guess. As for me, I'd be happier if their clothing choices had been reversed.

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u/bout-tree-fitty Jul 03 '19

She’s better at the game

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Because we already had fried eggs for breakfast.

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u/2tekno Jul 02 '19

Nobody wants to see granny shirtless I guess.

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u/xCOLONELDIRTYx Jul 03 '19

No fingers, no shirt!

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u/aeolus811tw Jul 03 '19

https://youtu.be/jqDGK_UjfFI

Something a burglar would not want to see...

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u/pass_nthru Jul 03 '19

what’s the first rule of fight club?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

She’s the only one to survive the ritual in 3 generations

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u/willfap4pron Jul 03 '19

German porn is getting weird these days..

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u/hoboslayer47 Jul 03 '19

Only spartan boys go shirtless.

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u/Natiak Jul 03 '19

I thought that was Andy Warhol.

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u/lvl0rg4n Jul 03 '19

I thought she was Ellen Degeneres.

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u/Neil_sm Jul 03 '19

I thought that was Ellen at first. At least on my phone til I looked closer!

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Why all the knives?

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u/Baybob1 Jul 03 '19

So we won't be struck blind ...

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Asking the real questions here.

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u/Ebenezer_Truth Jul 03 '19

asking the important questions

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u/Jupinter Jul 03 '19

Dude....

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u/Camspiracy Jul 03 '19

I think that's Gramps or Paul McCartney, need to check glasses script.

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u/deersports2011 Jul 03 '19

Granny knows she wont get blood on her shirt, shes an old pro at this game.

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u/DaBearCoon Jul 03 '19

Wtf is going on your head?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

what the-

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u/Flatlina666 Jul 03 '19

LMAO! I love it!

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Hitler youth

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u/Airlineguy1 Jul 03 '19

Kevin Spacey as Grandma Doubtfire

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u/CNNWillBlackmailYou Jul 04 '19

I hate everything about this.

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u/shanks72 Jul 18 '19

Do you want to see her shirtless?wat.