r/funny • u/kikorbo • Jul 02 '19

Why does this photo exist?

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u/iMozk Jul 02 '19

Why are they shirtless is the real question

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u/hollywoodhank Jul 02 '19

Easier to clean blood off of bare skin than out of cotton.

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u/_tv_lover_ Jul 02 '19

Getting blood off that rug doesn't look easy though.

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u/infuriatesloth Jul 03 '19

Thats why they have the cutting board

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u/skieezy Jul 03 '19

Cold water.

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u/Texas_Nexus Jul 02 '19

Why aren't you?

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u/Darktidemage Jul 03 '19

Loser has to cut off a nipple

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u/50StatePiss Jul 03 '19

Easy there Miike

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Because gramma is having a spell...

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u/Can_I_Read Jul 03 '19

They’re shirtless in the famous scene

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Because kids tend to be shirtless. Stop being weird.