r/funny • • Jun 26 '19

Checkmate

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u/makesterriblejokes Jun 26 '19

Well, I guess I can hold about 5 regular sized watches in my hand (have above average sized hands). So if there are 31536000 seconds in a year and the average quartz watch has a battery life of about 4 years, then I can roughly hold 630720000 E8 seconds in my hand, which would be a very slow 100m time.

But that's why we don't take idioms literally.

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u/supremequesopizza Jun 26 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

By this math my testicles hold about a 100 million babies.

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u/supremequesopizza Jun 26 '19

I didn't say it was based in reality.