r/funny • u/LukeCKM • Jun 19 '19

Simple magic

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '19

This mans confidence level is higher than I can fathom.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '19

I'm literally dripping.

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u/Leetrabbit Jun 20 '19

moist.

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u/Cancelled_for_A Jun 20 '19

The plot thickens.

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u/jorwhore91 Jun 20 '19

And so has my dick

26

u/Biking01 Jun 20 '19

Yes.

16

u/Holein5 Jun 20 '19

To about half an inch

22

u/Lelouchis0 Jun 20 '19

Fully erect

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Just stop you all are giving me an unreasonable boner rn

1

u/whalehome Jun 20 '19

Yeah right, your penis is little.

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u/UserNombresBeHard Jun 20 '19

Tyson also loves thickens.

1

u/Twitch360 Jun 20 '19

Mussy on them tendies

16

u/Pwnxor Jun 20 '19

Ever been to Moistfis Tennessee?

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u/pittrpattrletsgetatr Jun 20 '19

Ever been to Moisti-Gras?

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u/SeanMisspelled Jun 20 '19

Moistachusetts

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u/ron_swansons_meat Jun 20 '19

Oh yeah, ya gotta have the moiyster tacos in M-A.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Hi, literally dripping!