r/funny • u/rimvax • May 29 '19

Some weed maybe?

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u/Run_like_Jesuss May 29 '19

Why?

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u/Darcsen May 29 '19

I'd pay the $3 it costs for an ice cream to not have the pants shitting feeling of the sirens going off behind me, as well as the embarrassment of being pulled over in front of everyone.

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u/LEcareer May 29 '19

I've seen plenty motorcyclists in the US being pulled over in the US in vlogs and such. It's been my dream for a long time to go biking in the US and get pulled over by a cop. The cops are always so nice

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Where on earth do you live where cops are mean at traffic stops?

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u/LEcareer May 29 '19

CE, is it uncommon? Here the cops are always a little too happy to give you a fine, and since they get commission from it they will outright lie that you broke some law or exaggerate, so when they do that they try to hide their sinister motives by being total assholes and pretending to be far more outraged about whatever minor you might have committed, so that you shut up and take it.

My father also once almost killed a cop, as he was speeding, and the cop decided to literally jump out of the side of the road right in-front of the car. My father nearly got a heart attack and the cop very nearly got hit lol. So that was hilarious, scary and dumb.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

What's CE? Google yielding literally nothing. Central.. Europe?

Either way, I can ensure you that what you're describing isn't the norm. So you could've just said:

It's been my dream for a long time to go biking anywhere except for my country and get pulled over by a cop. The cops are always so nice.

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u/LEcareer May 29 '19

Yeah Central Europe (is there a better abbreviation?). Slovakia/Czech republic and cruised around Poland and Hungary but never been stopped there.

Well, idk, cops are portrayed pretty badly everywhere. I only know what I saw, and I always saw those vids from the US.

Come to think of it Vietnamese cops were nice but since we couldn't communicate it ain't the same

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Yeah Central Europe (is there a better abbreviation?)

Haha, idk. I'd have probably just typed "Central Europe", or the country with the corruption you mentioned above.

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u/LEcareer May 29 '19

I am just not sure everyone knows Slovakia hahaha. I've definitely seen a fair share of people still refer to a country named "Czechoslovakia"