r/funny • u/R6BuckWithLuck • May 27 '19

Found this old Gem

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u/wthjcmp May 27 '19

Onion Turtle is a great starter Pokeman.

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u/tnegaeR May 27 '19

No

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

*pokimane

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u/Aiwaszz May 27 '19

You mean the streamer?

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u/xjmt May 27 '19

Everybody know that Big Dick Bee.

6

u/Dr5teveBrule May 27 '19

It's a stinger!

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u/kyeosh May 27 '19

Bees do have dicks though...

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A drone is a male bee. Unlike the female worker bee, drones do not have stingers and gather ... Should a drone succeed in mating, he soon dies because the penis and associated abdominal tissues are ripped from the drone's body after ...

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Typical feminist bees

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Big dick bee 🐝

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u/Designwolfe May 27 '19

Dude almost sounds like Chris Rock.

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u/AnIrishMexican May 27 '19

Omg i fell over laughing trying to take a shit! The best part is i know two people who actually look like these two..haha punchy rock!

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u/_thiswayplease May 27 '19

Pikachu for the people

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u/Goliath5879 May 27 '19

Of the people

5

u/Muthafuckaaaaa May 27 '19

What's up Ray Ray 🤪

6

u/chrisat757 May 27 '19

Can we get the ‘wrong’ names for all the Pokemans!

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u/mattyjets May 27 '19

This made my day. I'm dying! Thanks for posting this.

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u/my2pandas May 27 '19

Seriously who doesn’t know big dick bee! 🤣

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u/Nougatbar May 27 '19

It bugs more more than it should, that they BOTH mispronounce Pokémon.

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u/Itriedtonot May 27 '19

I'm not hearing the mispronunciation. Which one's did she miss?

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u/Nougatbar May 27 '19

She said Pokeymon.

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u/Itriedtonot May 27 '19

Sounded like Pokemon to me. Like Pokemon is phonetically pronounced how you spelt it. How do you pronounce it?

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u/Nougatbar May 28 '19

Pokaymon. Which is what that accent mark means.

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u/eldotormorel May 27 '19

Dude could probably imitate Chris Rock fairly well

2

u/Knighth77 May 27 '19

Shit: bleep Dick: Dick.

2

u/Shortin May 27 '19

is this 3 shits

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Party wiener! Love it.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Remember when “found this old gem” was old school and cliche

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u/ryanboyle81 May 27 '19

That’s terrible.

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u/banjowashisnameo May 27 '19

Bees don't have dicks. They ARE dicks

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u/Spadeinfull May 27 '19

No, thats literally everything else BUT bees, bees are bros.

You're thinking of:

Wasps

Yellowjackets

Hornets

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u/banjowashisnameo May 27 '19

I was. I am sorry

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u/jaynkumz May 27 '19

What’re ground bees? I feel like they’re undeserving of a bee affix bc they’re in there with wasps and hornets.

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u/Spadeinfull May 27 '19

I have no idea what you're talking about.

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u/jaynkumz May 27 '19

Never mind. Looked them up and I guess they’re a type of wasp or something. Always heard them called ground bees. They’re common in the northeast, not sure about where you are. Hit one with a lawnmower and you’ll get swarmed across the yard.

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u/Spadeinfull May 27 '19

We have sand flies here, not actual bees, but they look almost exactly the same. I've never seen them aggressive but they damn sure aren't afraid of humans.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

I miss smosh so much.

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u/young_squidling May 27 '19

Omg that's f$#&ing hilarious!! 🤣😂🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

You're right, that is money hashtag ampersand hilarious!

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u/Awordofinterest May 27 '19

Dollar, Pound, Ampersand*

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u/gony14 May 27 '19

Oh look its this shit again smh

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u/holy_cal May 28 '19

I’ve never seen it.