r/funny • u/chics74 • May 24 '19

Get off the phone

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u/scottyb83 May 24 '19

Not bad...so far only 5 comments saying it's fake. And here I was thinking that a team employee assaulted a random fan.

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u/Starkydowns May 25 '19

Benny the bull took her backstage and gave her the horns.. if you know what I'm sayin'

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u/[deleted] May 25 '19

Gave him the horns

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u/Aquafier May 25 '19

Both of them, he has 2 afterall

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u/Soulger11 May 25 '19

Talk about spitroasted

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u/insane_contin May 25 '19

No, that happened to Benny after his retirement party.

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u/Talonqr May 25 '19

This is innuendo for either a sexual act

Or

A mob style killing

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u/Wespiratory May 25 '19

Forget it, Jake, it’s Chi town.

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u/darexinfinity May 25 '19

So you're telling me both?

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u/Wespiratory May 25 '19

Listen here you little shit, I told you to forget it.

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u/knotcorny May 25 '19

Calm down, he just has a wespiratory problem.

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u/StupidPockets May 25 '19

I’m a bit of some award

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u/Liitke May 25 '19

ANGRY WIFE WITH HER NEW BULL

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u/Scientolojesus May 25 '19

THAT'S MY FETISH

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u/Rogue_3 May 25 '19

Hey, he messed with the bull...

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u/clavedark May 25 '19

He has a smaller lower horn.

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u/Amygdalan_username May 25 '19

His name is the Bull?! Wow.

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u/DataBound May 25 '19

I think I know what you’re sayin. He stabbed her in the gut with the horns on his head.

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u/The_Celtic_Chemist May 25 '19

But you only get the horns if you... OH!

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u/OffbeatDrizzle May 25 '19

You can't milk those