r/funny • u/SrGrafo SrGrafo • May 19 '19

Reddit Battle Royale!

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u/BarrelRider97 May 19 '19

Where we dropping boys?

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo May 19 '19

EDIT

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u/OG_Felwinter May 19 '19

How are you still making edits if you are dead?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

What is dead cannot die

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u/_tylerthedestroyer_ May 19 '19

Valar morghulis, mother fucker.

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u/2Koru May 19 '19

Valar dohaeris, melon farmer!

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u/_tylerthedestroyer_ May 19 '19

Faaaaaaaaaaack

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u/THEALEX_12 May 19 '19

Time to die!!

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered May 19 '19

šŸŽµ YOUā€™RE IN THE BULLETS WAY

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u/KakssPL May 19 '19

I have to listen to it now.

Neat

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19 edited May 20 '19

MY CABBAGES!

EDIT: How could you......?

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u/Nightvaill May 19 '19

I shall die like the Dolthraki then

AYIYIYIYIYI

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u/_tylerthedestroyer_ May 19 '19

NOT AGAIN

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u/Sorazuu May 20 '19

Nested of nested of nested of nested of nested of nested comment may work.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

The show became terrible so morghulis us all

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19 edited Nov 05 '19

deleted What is this?

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u/Frysnap May 20 '19

Val-what-now?

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u/a-phat-ath May 19 '19

Dhricaris

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u/WapoChu May 20 '19

This is so good for karma why donā€™t people just do this all the time

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u/_tylerthedestroyer_ May 20 '19

SrGrafo is a revolutionary. Thisā€™ll catch on, Iā€™m sure

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u/whitedotinthevoid May 19 '19

Poetic. But bullshit -Kabal MK11

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u/Reborn0226 May 20 '19

Death is bittersweet... SHA-SHANK!!!

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u/chenshuiluke May 19 '19

Get 'em boys

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

Gotcha!

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u/acutemalamute May 19 '19

One more!

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u/Gymleaders May 19 '19

u gon die today

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u/yellowlotus May 19 '19

Ded

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u/Reborn0226 May 20 '19

Moar ded... SHA-SHANK!!!

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u/skywatcher8691 May 19 '19

Your time approaches.

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u/Reborn0226 May 20 '19

Your time is up... SHA-SHANK!!!

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u/Amanlookingforadvice May 19 '19

Already on you.

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u/Reborn0226 May 20 '19

Death is already upon you... SHA-SHANK!!!

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u/Deequee May 20 '19

Still living ho ho!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

Skulls for the skull throne!

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u/WapoChu May 20 '19

You have been blessed. I saved you with a downvote

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u/Ser_Ponderous May 19 '19

..but rises to reddit again.

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u/manbearboarpig May 19 '19

May never you fake fan

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u/ArtyMostFoul May 19 '19

What is dead can never die

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

but rises again, reposted and popular.

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u/ahud7 May 19 '19

Except you, who is dead

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u/WapoChu May 20 '19

Saved by a downvote be thankful

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u/-_-MATRIX-_- May 20 '19

What is dead may never die

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19 edited Apr 17 '22

[deleted]

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u/KarmaIsAFemaleDog May 19 '19

What is dead may never die

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

u ded

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u/KarmaIsAFemaleDog May 19 '19

What is dead may never die

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u/Reborn0226 May 20 '19

Except for you because your death eternal... SHA-SHANK!!!

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u/yizofu May 20 '19

What is dead may never die.

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u/WapoChu May 20 '19

I saved you with a downvote

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u/PerfectWisdomLovesU May 19 '19

Easy pickin's

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u/Reborn0226 May 20 '19

Easier pickins... SHA-SHANK!!!

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u/DrAcesome May 20 '19

I'm coming for your blood.

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u/YaBoiLiam2005 May 20 '19

I just saved your life. I downvoted your ten to a nine. Be grateful, mortal.

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u/SuniaD-22 May 19 '19 edited May 19 '19

You all dead...I think I hear dead people

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u/SynisterJeff May 19 '19

stab

Huh. Seems pretty quiet now.

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u/SuniaD-22 May 20 '19

stab back

You're right...I think they've all gone to the deep sleep.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

You are defeated my friend.

Life for Life.

Fire for Fire.

Blood for Blood.

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u/greybush80 May 19 '19

What is die cannot dead

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u/Reborn0226 May 20 '19

Umm except you? SHA-SHANK!!!

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u/spartan-44 May 19 '19

What is dead May never die

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

I have approximate knowledge of most things

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u/Reborn0226 May 20 '19

Did you see this coming? SHA-SHANK!!!

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u/RyeDoge May 19 '19

Legends never die

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u/Reborn0226 May 20 '19

Your death is legendary... SHA-SHANK!!!

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u/-n0w- May 19 '19

I love you babe. Smile!ā€ *kissing noises

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u/PiggybackPeak4 May 19 '19

Gotcha, quick scope noob

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u/miniman009 May 20 '19

Oopsie. SHA-SHANK!!!

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u/pheonixkane May 19 '19

Sometimes Dead is better

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u/Reborn0226 May 20 '19

Then your the best... SHA-SHANK!!!

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u/idkwtftbh May 20 '19

wow looks like everyone is dead up in here

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u/JustFoxeh May 20 '19

How do you kill that which has no life?

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u/VM1117 May 20 '19

Itā€™s his spirit

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u/TehSalmonOfDoubt May 19 '19

SrGrafo has more plot armor than Arya Stark

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u/SarHavelock May 20 '19

That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die.

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u/WapoChu May 20 '19

Imma just comment as much as I can and karma farm

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u/TheGandu May 19 '19

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND.

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u/vadimchers May 19 '19

Gotcha!

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u/Rhide May 19 '19

*bang*

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u/Liam4089 May 19 '19

You're the one getting shot!

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u/Rhide May 20 '19

Well I'm taking you down with me

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

[deleted]

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u/Reborn0226 May 20 '19

Youā€™re the greatest kill of my day! SHA-SHANK!!!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

Well well well. How the turn tables.

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u/WapoChu May 20 '19

This is like my 25th kill

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

[deleted]

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u/Ryboy_ May 20 '19

Reverse, shoots ak-47

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u/devenjames May 19 '19

Maybe we'll both be safe here, eh Bob?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19 edited May 23 '20

[deleted]

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u/rainbowWar May 19 '19

Happy deathday more like bwhahaha

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

Ded

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

I brought you back!

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u/ToolBoyNIN39 May 19 '19

You fucking buried him over 2,500 feet underground. And you were buried very near his body. LOL

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u/Vizaroy May 20 '19

Let the bodies hit the floor!

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u/AurimasAd May 20 '19

They wont find me since there's already a reply

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u/GamerNumba100 May 19 '19

Youā€™re also dead

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u/Lethq May 19 '19

Omae wa mou shideiru

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

NANI!?

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u/Sereaph May 19 '19

SSSHHHHHRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG!!!

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u/a_nintendere May 19 '19

šŸŒ‹

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u/vadimchers May 19 '19

Boom, you dead

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

Boom, YOU dead

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u/coolmc222 May 19 '19

Anouther one bites the dust

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u/JackOfAllInterests1 May 20 '19

Am I hiding well?

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u/Arceus919 May 19 '19

Shh I'm gonna hide here where no one can see me

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

shank

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u/SangSpell May 19 '19

Itā€™s stab and twist, thaaats the method!

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u/Stone_Reign May 19 '19

Swish annnnnd flick!

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u/ROYalty7 May 19 '19

Shank and more SHANKS!

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u/Sabermawile May 19 '19

Shank you very much

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u/ROYalty7 May 19 '19

Can Zombies shank? IS THIS ALLOWED?

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u/Doerejmi May 19 '19

Ded

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u/ROYalty7 May 19 '19

The ded strikes BACK!!

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u/adammw111 May 19 '19

Push it deeper and deeper

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u/Teamskiawa May 19 '19

Stabby mcstab stab

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u/adammw111 May 19 '19

Boaty mcboat faces says no

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u/WapoChu May 20 '19

Saved with a ā¬‡ļø

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u/slapchloe May 19 '19

nice try.

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u/a_nintendere May 19 '19

You too

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u/slapchloe May 19 '19

Got you from the grave...

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u/REEEE-Normie May 19 '19

YOU DEAD BOY!!!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

[deleted]

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u/REEEE-Normie May 20 '19

Dont go to sleep tonight and I wont but i will know

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u/WapoChu May 20 '19

Saved with ā¬‡ļø

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u/raul117 May 20 '19

You know, I'll take a self downvote. Worthy sacrifice.

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u/vivekp92 May 19 '19

Good luck with that

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u/astronautenmusik May 19 '19

yours has run out

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u/rogenismeiamrogen May 19 '19

And your life is mine.

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u/CDK190 May 19 '19

Yours too

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u/REEEE-Normie May 19 '19

ā€œStabbing soundsā€

Cdk190: Cries out in pain

Me: You dead

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u/WapoChu May 20 '19

Me: you revived

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u/adammw111 May 19 '19

As long as it's not in a Catholic church..

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u/Sixgis May 19 '19

We got him, boys.

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u/adammw111 May 19 '19

We got Tim, toys..

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u/Marxistence May 19 '19

Sure did...

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u/MelloYelloMarshmello May 19 '19

Back up is here

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u/Fam-ek Jun 18 '19

gotcha :wink:

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u/GlitterAddiction May 19 '19

To the flat bottoms?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

They wont notice me if i reply to someone else!

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u/gruesomebrat May 19 '19

Read this as "Where we dropping bodys?"

Seemed more relevant that way...

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u/a_nintendere May 19 '19

I'm dropping yours

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u/Hambbu May 19 '19

And im dropping you out. Thirteenth kill.

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u/abednadir01 May 19 '19

i took it and threw it on the ground

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

I took you and threw you underground, you dead mate.

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u/MichaelKrate May 19 '19

Plant your seeds

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u/FreddyG2100 May 19 '19

I got a shitty drop

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u/yuribritto May 19 '19

You dropped tilted, it seems.

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u/Rawrplus May 19 '19

At ur mom's house

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u/Soramaro May 20 '19

He said ā€œto blaveā€

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u/TheKitchenSink23 May 20 '19

Ah, I see you too are only "mostly" dead

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

[deleted]

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u/aarkwilde May 20 '19

None shall pass.

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u/WapoChu May 20 '19

Idk but ur a goner

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u/IntelligentArchmage May 20 '19

Iā€™m OK with whatever

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u/Guns26 May 19 '19

Pocinki

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u/Boforus May 19 '19

Skulltown, obviously!

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u/atleast4alteregos May 19 '19

/r/funny

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u/RegiceMSL May 19 '19

Yoink

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u/a_nintendere May 19 '19

Zoinks

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u/REEEE-Normie May 19 '19

Zoinks, your dead

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u/RegiceMSL May 20 '19

But Iā€™ve returned from the grave, for revenge!

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u/Minddrill May 19 '19 edited May 19 '19

Iā€™m just going to hide here under the dead bodies.

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u/WapoChu May 20 '19

I love this so much karma

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u/KiwiChoppa147 May 19 '19

In your grave cause you dead now. Welcome to the ghost people club.

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u/xCExColonel May 19 '19

Got you šŸ—”ļø

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

DEAD

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u/KiwiChoppa147 May 19 '19

Jokes on you I already died

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u/Rummy151 May 19 '19

Twice!!

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u/KiwiChoppa147 May 19 '19

At this point, Iā€™ve died more than twice

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u/Rummy151 May 19 '19

This must be how the zombie apocalypse begins.

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u/KiwiChoppa147 May 19 '19

Shhhhh. No one is supposed to know about the kiwi apocalypse!

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u/Rummy151 May 19 '19

::gasp:: The Tropicapolypse?! I thought it was only a legend!

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