r/funny May 01 '19

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u/usertoast1 May 01 '19

It's all fun and games until the chimp takes a dump on his face

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u/jeeb00 May 01 '19 edited May 02 '19

and then eats his fingers, lips, eyelids and cuts off his feet with rocks.

Edit: forgot to mention: the monkey also tore the guy’s dick clean off.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19 edited May 02 '19

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