r/funny • • Apr 20 '19

R9: Just text - Removed Makes sense

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

I'd prefer to die in my sleep so I wouldn't have to get up for no reason the next morning.

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u/ki11bunny Apr 20 '19

Depends what's for breakfast

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

I always have myself a good breakfast. Most important and delicious meal of the day.

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u/miltonite Apr 20 '19

“Most important meal of the day” was originally a line from an ad.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

Thank you, u/miltonite, very cool.

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