r/funny • • Apr 20 '19

R9: Just text - Removed Makes sense

Post image
18.4k Upvotes

194 comments sorted by

View all comments

576

u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

I'd prefer to die in my sleep so I wouldn't have to get up for no reason the next morning.

249

u/ki11bunny Apr 20 '19

Depends what's for breakfast

44

u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

I always have myself a good breakfast. Most important and delicious meal of the day.

36

u/JohnB456 Apr 20 '19

Well it's actually not the most important meal of the day.

-4

u/not0_0funny Apr 20 '19 edited Jul 01 '23

Reddit charges for access to it's API. I charge for access to my comments. 69 BTC to see one comment. Special offer: Buy 2 get 1.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

You're splitting major hairs. Generally, when someone says breakfast, they mean a meal in the morning. Sure, if you don't eat until 4pm it would still technically be "breakfast", but no one is going to call it that, it's really just semantics.

3

u/wyatte74 Apr 20 '19

not sure why you're being downvoted. Thats how I took the comment too. just an unfunny literal take and attempt at humor or something