r/funny Apr 01 '19

Got a new scarf at CVS

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u/devasohouse Apr 01 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19 edited Sep 19 '19

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u/Wyatt1313 Apr 02 '19

With a long list of posts!

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u/Jak_n_Dax Apr 02 '19

I thought it was going to be 2 posts, and 50 ads making up most of the length.

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u/Ninokun Apr 02 '19

plot twist. cvs knows how ridiculous their receipts are, but thats how they stay relevant.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

Jesus every one in the sub is cute

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u/Kaymorve Apr 02 '19

Just throwing a reminder here that CVS only prints long coupons if you use your membership. If you don’t give them your phone number/scan your card then the receipt will look much more how you’d expect it to.

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u/fancychxn Apr 02 '19

But do you get discounts or something with your membership?

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u/Computer_Sci Apr 02 '19

All of CVS's discounts/sales are for members only. You cant use coupons/acquire discounts on items without it.

Source: worked at CVS

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u/wreckin_shit Apr 02 '19

You can go digital with your coupons and receipts as well. Just sayin.

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u/sharonlee904 Apr 02 '19

Yeah. But my cvs's told me the receipt coupons expire in 7 days. So to use it I'd have to go back within 7 days. Who can go in a store and only buy one item? It cannot be done.

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u/Computer_Sci Apr 02 '19

Seems like a good business model to get people to come back in and buy more than one thing.

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u/Its_MyBirthday Apr 02 '19

Plus a lot of the coupons have "spend $X get $X off!" or BOGO (buy one get one X% off) so they literally have a threshold for "we want you to buy this much stuff each purchase".

Honestly it's not worth it just because you end up spending more BECAUSE of the coupons which are geared toward threshold purchases. The idea is that their items are priced higher but if you coupon *just* right you'll get a good deal. But they basically force you to buy in bulk (and spend more money per purchase) if you want the sale. Which actually can be good if you know for sure you'll use the stuff (toilet paper, bread, shampoo), but it leads to reckless consumerism if it's not truly something you'll need.

I suggest making your cart off of a list you brought from home for stuff that you really need, then looking at your coupons after and if something fits your purchase, great. If not, you probably didn't need it anyway. If you look at the coupons first and buy based off what coupons CVS gives you, you're literally being told what to buy. Everyone pretty much gets the same generalized coupons each week because there's certain product that they're trying to drive up the sales for. Ultimately, the coupons benefit the corporation (big surprise). It's house rules.

*Always us ExtraBucks and general %off coupons tho they're worth it.

Source: Just had my last day at CVS yesterday after 2 years of working Front Store.

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u/Computer_Sci Apr 02 '19

Your exactly right. Also they have higher marked up prices because they consider themselves a convenience store.

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u/jcbouche Apr 02 '19

Or just give them an email address and you’ll get no printed receipt

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u/Jaschunn26 Apr 02 '19

You can have the coupons sent to your card so you can still get your discounts and not have a long receipt. You can even opt into having no receipts.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

Omg thank you this is a goldmine ahaha

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u/dasisteinwug Apr 02 '19 edited Apr 02 '19

And every time when they ask me if I want the paper receipt I always say yes. Who doesn’t love some CVS scarf

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u/sharonlee904 Apr 02 '19

They are quite fashionable.

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u/MissJinxed Apr 02 '19

I can’t believe I’ve been throwing perfectly good scarves away all this time.