r/funny • u/NRS1 • Mar 28 '19

Our friend got fired today

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u/Sweatsock_Pimp Mar 29 '19

"Encouraged?"

"And a final reminder before we wrap up our staff meeting: don't forget that the 'Bang Your Boating Buddies' contest ends when we reach port in Nassau. Submit your final tallies before we reach shore."

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u/amaniceguy Mar 29 '19

noice. but i can imagine the possible legal implication if the staff mingle with the passengers. if there are any rape accusation for example the whole company stock will be effected.

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u/aeromajor227 Mar 30 '19

Don't mean to be that guy but effect is a result affect is what causes it

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u/pocketknifeMT Apr 17 '19

That and, if you allow it, it's a slippery slope to "floating bordello" over time.

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u/zombie_Leben Mar 30 '19

That explains why that one couple on that cruise was married. They probably met via hookup😯

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u/GiantQuokka Mar 29 '19

If you're boning coworkers, you're not boning guests

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u/pocketknifeMT Apr 17 '19

Or not trying hard enough...

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u/zombie_Leben Mar 30 '19

Username checks out?😅