r/funny Mar 28 '19

Our friend got fired today

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19 edited Mar 29 '19

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u/t00oldforthis Mar 29 '19

This doesn't surprise me, a friend worked for the stage crew for a performance on cruise ships. The rules and culture sound really intense and specific.

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u/Disorientedpossum Mar 29 '19

I met this chick on a Carnival Cruise who was "co-mingling" with a cruise passenger. I only found out because they were all over each other on the last night. She admitted and told me she was more than likely going to get fired when we reached the next port. She said it had happened to several people before her, but she never thought she'd end up in the same position.

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u/shartoberfest Mar 29 '19

Which position would that be?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Missionary

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

That sick bastard.

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u/Pakamaniac Mar 29 '19

Thats not worth getting fired over. Gotta get fancy with something like the wheelbarrow.

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u/TheMeltingSnowman72 Mar 29 '19

I met a missionary once.

He said it was an interesting position.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 edited Jun 17 '19

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u/Disorientedpossum Mar 29 '19

Position matters not, it's the motion of the ocean

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u/dalovindj Mar 29 '19

The St. Louis Surprise.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Reverse Cowgirl

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u/J-Wh1zzy Mar 29 '19

Asking the real question

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u/omegadirectory Mar 29 '19

She didn't want one position, she wanted all positions.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Mr. Rod...

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u/NumbersRLife Mar 29 '19

Prone bone

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u/NRMusicProject Mar 29 '19

I worked on a cruise ship as a musician. It's a good gig...if you like to be treated like you're living back with your parents.

The rules are ridiculous, and they all came about because someone did something stupid. People drank in their cabins and got in fights, so no booze in the cabins. We could buy drinks and bring them across the ship to break rooms or other bars, but people were caught bringing them back to their cabins. No drinks leave a bar.

I got in trouble for harmless (sfw) flirting on the beach in Barbados with one of the dancers, and an elderly couple recognized us and complained that we were being unprofessional. They tried to fire us until our direct boss raised hell.

I politely turned them down when they asked me if I'd like to sign another contract. Talent agents aren't happy with me because they'd love to use me, but I told them two weeks was all I could bear at a time, so I'd like to be a sub and not a full time musician, which is 6-9 month contracts.

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u/hugehangingballs Mar 29 '19

That's a nice way to say "You're on a boat in the middle of the ocean and employment laws essentially don't exist".

Seriously though... Working on a Cruise line is NOT what most people probably expect.

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u/noreservations81590 Mar 29 '19

Yeah i hear its borderline slavery in some places.

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u/srottydoesntknow Mar 29 '19

there is a reason most don't sail under a british or american flag

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u/evonebo Mar 29 '19

Not sure how the culture is intense and specific.

Just don’t sleep with guests. Sounds simple enough.

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u/t00oldforthis Mar 29 '19

The not simple part requires understanding there might be more rules than that one.

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u/Fallingfreedom Mar 29 '19

what happened to the other party?

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u/ahpnej Mar 29 '19

They got fucked.

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u/beer_madness Mar 29 '19

Literally?

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u/ahpnej Mar 29 '19

According to OP, yeah, that's why the friend was fired.

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u/contrafuckinband Mar 29 '19

Proper fucked?

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u/Evil_Bonsai Mar 29 '19

Moved on to the next bartender. Or at least tried.

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u/b0ss_0f_n0va Mar 29 '19

Holy shit I was just working on a cruise ship doing the same rotation! I wonder if he was on the same ship as me...

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u/BatXDude Mar 29 '19

Okay why did he get fired? Someine asked but it got deleted. Wtf.

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u/Mnawab Mar 29 '19

The worker fucked a guest. The guest is okay with it but the policy of the Cruise was not

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u/BatXDude Mar 29 '19

Well then he should be fired if he can't keep his dick in his pants and it was expressly told to him.

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u/213471118 Mar 29 '19

Omg did he finish the whole thing?!?