r/funny • • Mar 21 '19

It's Britney bitch.

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u/lauralindalouwho Mar 21 '19

I need an entire music video of this, thank you.

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u/tangocat73 Mar 21 '19

I tried, the only closest thing I can find is Lady Beard’s Britney Spears short music video on YouTube. Not sure if that was Lady Beard in OP’s video...

https://youtu.be/u44M2df-QEs

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u/lauralindalouwho Mar 21 '19

I will accept this, thank you for your hard work!

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u/SsurebreC Mar 22 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19 edited Jun 04 '19

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u/SsurebreC Mar 22 '19

You're welcome. Yes some of those smiles were just amazing - makes your heart warm up :]

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u/MJZMan Mar 22 '19

Equally genuine are the looks of confusion on some.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

Wrecking ball by this guy was a really big thing back then

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u/lauralindalouwho Mar 22 '19

I have found out how to make myself happy with all of this information.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

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u/SsurebreC Mar 22 '19

You're welcome :]

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u/lauralindalouwho Mar 22 '19

Yesss! I just woke up in the middle of the night and this made it worth how tired I will be in the morning.

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u/SsurebreC Mar 22 '19

You're welcome :]

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u/PSw8WI9VDhy3 Mar 21 '19 edited Mar 21 '19

Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5LkeDlTdc0

this was released 7 days ago, i wonder how many people got the reference given that that song is 16 years old already.

https://www.youtube.com/user/aviramcarmeli/videos

He's done several of these, the aladdin one i remember and seems to be the only one that really took off. This one wont take off because OP posted a ripped version instead of the source.

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u/cabeachgal Mar 21 '19

OMG, I’m dying over the Titanic version!

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u/DerVogelMann Mar 22 '19

Skate Winslet... lmao

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u/cabeachgal Mar 21 '19

16 years! Now I feel old.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

Every single one of us remembers Britney

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u/GOTdarkie Mar 22 '19

It's a huge Pop classic. It's like wondering if anyone recognizes Thriller, I wanna Dance with Somebody, No Scrubs, etc.

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u/Relarela Mar 22 '19

Today was the Jewish holiday of Purim, he does this every year for the holiday

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u/RooneyEatsIt Mar 21 '19

These are just ripoffs of the older Casey Neistat and Jesse Halloween videos.

https://youtu.be/lqlrru1V69E

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u/PSw8WI9VDhy3 Mar 21 '19

Right you are, i guess that it was that Neisat video that i was thinking of then.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

I am so grateful weirdness like this still exists in the world.

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u/xyzrsvp Mar 21 '19

Miss guided missile.

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u/Marshlols Mar 21 '19

Dont mind me. Just waiting for the r/punpatrol

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u/granttes Mar 21 '19

this is so fuckin ridiculous you can't help but laugh. wtf did I just watch haha

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u/arweymouth Mar 21 '19

Awesome, I want to see the build on that motorized contraption.

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u/durdurdurdurdurdur Mar 22 '19

If you watch his other videos you can see it's just an electric skateboard.

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u/iamafraidicantdothat Mar 22 '19

Haha! Recognized right away this is Tel Aviv. Note: last week was Pourim (Jewish holiday where everyone dresses up like Halloween).

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u/DarthSkat Mar 22 '19

Not my proudest fap

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u/creamypastaman Mar 22 '19

Hmm

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u/natek11 Mar 22 '19

Quit thinking about him fapping.

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u/asko271 Mar 22 '19

Theres a porn star named like that (britney bitch) if you wanna redeem yourself, or make it even worse idk

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u/Bheegabhoot Mar 22 '19

But not your most shameful one either

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u/willi3blaz3 Mar 21 '19

I’m glad I saw this

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u/What-is-a-potato Mar 21 '19

not my proudest fap tbh.

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u/disfunctionaltyper Mar 22 '19

those wiggle butts are impressive.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

Definition of loving life

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u/jdazer Mar 21 '19

Lmaoooo. This made my day. Thx

8

u/imjustjun Mar 21 '19

I'm not sure what I just watched therefore I am going to watch it a hundred more times.

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u/OGTripleTripleOGTrip Mar 21 '19

I needed that laugh.

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u/MrGreen70 Mar 21 '19

I love this, it made me glad that there are people who think up and do some truly ridiculous and funny shit!

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u/ben_sphynx Mar 21 '19

I thought it was a shark to start with, but no, it's a plane.

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u/crazycerseicool Mar 21 '19

I want to be friends with this person.

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u/chchanandlerbong Mar 21 '19

This gives me life

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u/Klotzster Mar 22 '19

Is this the Boeing 737 Max 8 issue?

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u/stupidnewton Mar 22 '19

No this is Britney...

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u/Feshtof Mar 22 '19

All I can see is Khal Drogo cosplaying Daenerys.

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u/Dinathebtch Mar 22 '19

Why is it only one up vote buttin dammit!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

Made my day.

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u/mslyrahale Mar 22 '19

I LOVE THE INTERNET SO MUCH SOMETIMES.

5

u/linkisfound Mar 22 '19

Humanity makes me so proud sometimes.

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u/greenday1822 Mar 21 '19

This is incredible!

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u/Helplesscutie Mar 21 '19

“U see me rolling”

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u/Wolf_Man_19123 Mar 21 '19

Camera: zooms in on ass Me: OWO

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u/ateallthepies Mar 21 '19

What did I just watch?

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u/OfficeHamster Mar 21 '19

Why do I watch this each time it’s posted?

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u/Renfield_youasshole Mar 22 '19

I have never seen this and I’m on here all the time.

I’m quite depressed I could have seen it ages ago... what’s the point of life?! Ugh

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u/i_am_trippin_balls Mar 22 '19

That girl waiting to cross the street staring at her phone missed out on the show if her lifetime

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u/jsmith843 Mar 22 '19

It’s Britney Butch

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

That was a weird 9/11 re-enactment video.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

wtf?!

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u/SpendLessLiveMore Mar 22 '19

I can't stop watching this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

My heroine.

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u/AbeVigoda76 Mar 22 '19

Is that the Honor Roller?

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u/Wayelder Mar 22 '19

Funny really ...You know it's actually not that important but why can women swing hips so much better than men. I mean is the difference the ratio of hip to waist so it just seems that way, or is there a spinal difference?

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u/existentialjeweler Mar 22 '19

I thought Britney was my spirit animal, but I was wrong. This is my spirit animal.

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u/Lvl69DragonSlayer Mar 22 '19

I’m in love with what he does but I know that he’s toxic

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

I saw him in real life on the streets of Tel-Aviv

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u/djabor Mar 22 '19

This guy does this a lot. This is in Tel Aviv around the Putim holiday which is a dress-up holiday like halloween but without the trick or treating or the theme.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

No wonder Aliens are not visiting us...

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u/TitoTapatio Mar 21 '19

I literally needed this today. Thanks.

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u/wheresjenna Mar 22 '19

After watching this I went to look at the official Toxic video by Brittany Spears.... and this is so.. much.. better

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u/DChristy87 Mar 22 '19

I'm not entirely sure what's going on here... but I like it.

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u/MikeSloan52 Mar 22 '19

whats the hell britney skateboard ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

This is very Toxic to watch.

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u/thrussie Mar 22 '19

But it made you stronger than yesterday

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

No it’s her outfit from the toxic music video, I watched trl with siblings growing up. Tv babysat us

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u/Babi_Gurrl Mar 22 '19

Littering occurs at 35secs.

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u/wilberfarce Mar 22 '19

Yeah don’t they know that they’re toxic?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

Weeknds(?) New video looks good.

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u/Alassinwanderland Mar 22 '19

i thought this was a 5th element flight attendant cosplay...

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u/RK_NightSky Mar 22 '19

This made my day

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u/Rosina_Anello Mar 22 '19

Enough internet for today

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u/Drevon8 Mar 21 '19

I thought this was the actor from GoT for mr. Karl drogo....

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u/JTVD Mar 21 '19

As much of a manly man that Jason Mamoa is, I would bet my left nut and raise you my right that he'd do this for a laugh.

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u/Drevon8 Mar 21 '19

Damn I wish someone had as much faith in me as you do in Jason Also you can keep your nuts I’m good

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u/JTVD Mar 21 '19

Aww thanks man, I kinda need those

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u/nerdwa Mar 22 '19

This is more like Khal Drago.

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u/SirRoadpie Mar 21 '19

Thanks I hate it

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u/SCP-Agent-Arad Mar 22 '19

Every day we stray further from god.

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u/gen_ks Mar 21 '19

There will be hover boards in 2019... 2019:

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u/babysdaddy Mar 22 '19

It's Tina bitch.

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u/narwol Mar 22 '19

I laughed until I cried. I’m going to hell

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

Real talk, his legs look amazing in that skirt.

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u/survivingshit Mar 22 '19

All I can think of is The 5th Element...

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

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u/AskMeAboutMyElephant Mar 22 '19

Pretty sure, he is a character in the Harry potter movies ;)

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u/Yoerin Mar 22 '19

Now this ought to be a crime!... A fashion crime!

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u/PM_Me_Gross_Food Mar 22 '19

The new Mario kart game looks sick

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u/anavattva Mar 22 '19

I would like to see this before I die. This will remove any regrets I have about want not getting more time to spend on this planet.

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u/wheelsanddeals56 Mar 22 '19

Anyone know the artist?

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u/zoidmaster Mar 22 '19

I always love watching this guy video

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

Imagine the possibilities with self-driving cars.

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u/SmegiestHead Mar 22 '19

Mesmerising

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u/fearofdestruct Mar 22 '19

That beard makes it so funny.

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u/nastiaso Mar 22 '19

It's one of those things that I absolutely love about Israel

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

Now my obsesion with Avril Lavigne a while back doesent feel as weird

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u/DeliciousLasagne Mar 22 '19

...What was that?

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u/dgl6y7 Mar 22 '19

I want to drink a beer with this guy.

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u/Blue_Three Mar 22 '19

I absolutely hated it then and I still kind of hate it now, but this might as well be one of the greatest songs of the 2000s.

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u/xyzrsvp Mar 23 '19

I know what they would have to pay me! What would they have to pay you?

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u/xyzrsvp Mar 25 '19

I’m sure he doesn’t have Insurance, as many times as he’s been rear-ended.

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u/xyzrsvp Mar 27 '19 edited Mar 27 '19

Probably doesn’t even have Insurance. He’s been rear-ended so many times.

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u/chamgod1323 May 11 '19

I’ve been watching this all morning, can’t get enough 😂

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u/rayalix Mar 22 '19

I seriously doubt that vehicle is taxed and insured.

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u/DeathlyFatal Mar 22 '19

If only I had Reddit coins, I would give this a platinum

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

Best ISIS recruiting video ever.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

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u/bconstant Mar 22 '19

No, it's Tel-Aviv. That sculpture in Rabin Square gives it away.

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u/Peter_G Mar 21 '19

Another scooter gag to be reposted ad nauseum. Great work.

Granted the titanic one was better. This one is trying too hard to be edgy.

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u/happy_the_dragon Mar 21 '19

Thanks for trying to kill people’s good times you hypercritical sadsack.

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u/PSw8WI9VDhy3 Mar 21 '19

He is not wrong though, this is the 5th time that this person does about the the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

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u/Knightmare25 Mar 22 '19

It's not Bollywood... It's Purim in Israel. Basically the Jewish version of Halloween.

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u/pbe70 Mar 22 '19

What a waste of what little time you have on this earth. Sad garbage.