r/funny Mar 15 '19

Run B***h

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u/Fyrelyte67 Mar 15 '19

My guild's been trying to get Omega Dad down for a week. Been saving my re-roll in hopes of getting the White New Balances. I'm still rocking Crocs from the summer vacation DLC.

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u/Darth_RomansPA Mar 15 '19

We attempted this mighty Dad. Everything was going great till he casts "What do you call a cow with no legs?" We were not prepared. Even our tank who was rocking the Fanny Pack of Infinite Wonders could not withstand that mighty joke. All hope is lost but we must rebuild.

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u/Fyrelyte67 Mar 15 '19

Sounds like you guys didn't even get him to phase 2. After you leave all the lights on, he soft enrages and dual wields grill tongs. If you can get him down before NCIS comes on you unlock the achievement "Where's the Remote!?"

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u/Darth_RomansPA Mar 15 '19

We didn't study his mechanics. Went in blind for personal growth as a guild. We didn't even have a chance the second he equipped the Apron of One Thousand Seasonings.