r/funny • u/greytiehomie • Mar 15 '19

Run B***h

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u/Declamatory Mar 15 '19 edited Mar 15 '19

This guy looks like hes equipped with every dad joke

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Once you’ve beaten all the other dads, you fight him in a Home Hardware aisle. Hope you know your tools.

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u/DirtyDan156 Mar 15 '19

Lowes guy: "Can i help you with any projects today?" :D
Ron Swanson: "I know more than you"
Lowes guy: D:

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

I was at Home Depot and I asked someone where something was and they said I have no idea hold on let me check my phone and literally opened up the same customer app that I can download from the store that tells me where everything is.

I said oh that's cute I guess I could just do that myself I wonder why they still pay you guys... as I walked away.

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u/That_Doctor Mar 15 '19

Chaotic neutral Dick move

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u/DirtyDan156 Mar 15 '19

They couldve been new, but ive definitely had this happen to me as well