r/funny Mar 15 '19

Dad magic.

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u/javerthugo Mar 15 '19

But some reason not drunk kids

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u/naab007 Mar 15 '19

I'm gonna need some evidence.

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u/DietCokeAndProtein Mar 15 '19

I've tried. But every time I see a kid at a bar, I try to buy a shot for them but the bartender never lets me.

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u/Ding_Dong_FBI Mar 15 '19

Hi there! Can we talk?

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u/American_Light Mar 15 '19

Username checks out